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Re: Two Cow Explanation (Re: smart_ana2001)
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Jewish: Their country is two rocky for two cows so they start a web site instead?
New Yorkers: They disguise their cows as eastern taxies and turn their exhaust into powdered milk and sell it to gangs to cut their cocaine with.
Californians: They raise their taxes on their two cows so high, that the farmers have to melt all their cows down into milk cartons and sell them for advertising.
Australia: They were running out of Kangaroos so the environmentalist made everyone cut off the two front legs of their cows and rename those Kangaroos and outlawed meat milk and cows
Africa: The government had to hide their only two cows because the natives kept poking holes in them for the blood. The government didn’t mind this but they needed the blood for transfusions for their politicians
A Chinese corporation: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
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Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-29-04, 09:37 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-29-04, 09:49 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | Abureesh | 06-29-04, 10:37 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-29-04, 10:49 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-29-04, 10:51 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | bayan | 06-29-04, 11:44 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-30-04, 00:40 AM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-30-04, 00:41 AM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 06-30-04, 02:14 PM |
Re: Two Cow Explanation | smart_ana2001 | 07-01-04, 05:54 AM |
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