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 Re: ******من بريـــدى****** (Re: البعيو)
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Have fun!!!....
BELIEVE it or not,
These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham
and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had
taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have
an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same
thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two
minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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| العنوان |
الكاتب |
Date |
 ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-22-06, 00:34 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-22-06, 00:38 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-23-06, 03:36 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-24-06, 03:48 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-28-06, 03:48 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-28-06, 12:19 PM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-29-06, 01:23 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-30-06, 03:49 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 06-05-06, 02:59 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | JAD | 06-05-06, 07:37 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | احمد العربي | 06-06-06, 01:44 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 06-12-06, 03:57 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-13-06, 01:22 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | أحمد الشايقي | 08-13-06, 02:07 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-13-06, 06:01 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-15-06, 07:08 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-03-06, 06:54 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | أحمد الشايقي | 09-03-06, 07:30 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-03-06, 07:38 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-20-06, 00:41 AM |
| Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-20-06, 00:46 AM |
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