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هى فرصة لرسم الابتسامة على الوجوه العابسة
المصدر مجهول ـ ايميل من صديق
Subject: Airline Humor from Quantas Air
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form,
called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about
problems with the aircraft. True story. The mechanics correct the
problems, document their repairs on the form, & then
pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Its true.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of
humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints
submitted by Quanta's pilots & the solutions recorded
by maintenance engineers. All of these are true stories.
By the way, Quanta's is the only major airline that
has never had an accident. True story
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(P= The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)
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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet
per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, & be
serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds
like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
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Khalid Osman Jaafar
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