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Re: ******من بريـــدى****** (Re: البعيو)
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Have fun!!!....
BELIEVE it or not, These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 what is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
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******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-22-06, 00:34 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-22-06, 00:38 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-23-06, 03:36 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-24-06, 03:48 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-28-06, 03:48 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-28-06, 12:19 PM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-29-06, 01:23 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 05-30-06, 03:49 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 06-05-06, 02:59 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | JAD | 06-05-06, 07:37 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | احمد العربي | 06-06-06, 01:44 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 06-12-06, 03:57 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-13-06, 01:22 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | أحمد الشايقي | 08-13-06, 02:07 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-13-06, 06:01 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 08-15-06, 07:08 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-03-06, 06:54 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | أحمد الشايقي | 09-03-06, 07:30 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-03-06, 07:38 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-20-06, 00:41 AM |
Re: ******من بريـــدى****** | البعيو | 09-20-06, 00:46 AM |
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