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Mor-den Laws 1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. 5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* Terman's Law of Innovation: If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
* Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
* The Peter Principle: In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
* H.L.Mencken's Law: Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.
* Martin's Extension: Those who can't teach, administer
* Belani's Extrapolation: Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
* Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
* Van Herpen's Law: The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
* Murphy's Law of Government: If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
* Bell's Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Young's Law: Great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Kin Hubbard: A good listener is usually thinking about something else
* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law : Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. ____unknown writers______________ JINI
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Is it true!! | jini | 06-14-05, 11:31 AM |
Re: Is it true!! | محجوب البيلي | 06-14-05, 11:57 AM |
Re: Is it true!! | Kostawi | 06-14-05, 12:03 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | elsawi | 06-14-05, 12:33 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-14-05, 12:45 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | elsawi | 06-14-05, 12:52 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | Kostawi | 06-14-05, 01:14 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | elsawi | 06-14-05, 01:26 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-14-05, 01:31 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | muntasir | 06-14-05, 03:58 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-14-05, 04:16 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | إيمان أحمد | 06-14-05, 05:08 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | عبدالماجد فرح يوسف | 06-14-05, 05:21 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | Mohamed Adam | 06-14-05, 06:08 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-15-05, 10:01 AM |
Re: Is it true!! | Daoud Adam | 06-14-05, 11:04 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-14-05, 11:14 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-15-05, 10:21 AM |
Re: Is it true!! | هميمة | 06-14-05, 11:56 PM |
Re: Is it true!! | jini | 06-15-05, 10:24 AM |
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