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Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! (Re: احمد معتصم الطيب)
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After 2 years of selfless service a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase and that the company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying : " My friend, you have not worked for even one day. !! The man was surprised to hear this , but the manager went to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year ? Man : 365 days and sometimes 366
Manager : How many hours make up a day Man : 24 hours
Manager: Hoe long do you work in a day Man : 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hours a day
Manager : So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours Man : (He did some arithmetic ) 8/24 hours i.e.1/3 (one third
Manager : That is nice of you! what is one-third of 366 days Man: 122 (1/3x366= 122 in days
Manager : Do you come to work on weekends Man : No sir
Manager : How many days are there in a year that are weekends Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals 104 days
Manager : Thanx. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have Man : 18 days
Manager : OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days the 18 days. How many days do you have remaining Man : 4 days.
Manager : Do you work on New Year day Man : No sir
?Manager : Do you come to work on workers day Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left Man : 2 days sir
Manager : Do you come to work on the National holidays Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left Man : 1 day sir
Manager : Do you work on Chrismas day Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left Man : None sir
Manager : So, what are you claiming ? Man : I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days
NEVER GO TO THE HR FOR HELP HR = HIGH RISK
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بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:25 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | احمد معتصم الطيب | 03-18-09, 04:32 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | كمال سالم | 03-18-09, 04:45 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:56 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:47 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:53 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | احمد معتصم الطيب | 03-18-09, 05:01 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 08:52 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 08:56 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 09:10 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-19-09, 09:50 AM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | حامد محمد حامد | 03-19-09, 01:28 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-19-09, 11:27 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-22-09, 04:11 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-23-09, 01:28 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-24-09, 02:59 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-24-09, 09:48 PM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | حامد محمد حامد | 03-25-09, 09:52 AM |
Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-25-09, 04:29 PM |
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