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Re: Abu Sandra (Re: Yassir Tayfour)
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(2) A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'
She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.
'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.
'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.'
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned! with a sandwich and a beer.
'Here,' he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.'
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الكاتب |
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Abu Sandra | Yassir Tayfour | 03-27-09, 02:59 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Yassir Tayfour | 03-27-09, 03:03 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | saif massad ali | 03-27-09, 03:06 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Kostawi | 03-27-09, 03:08 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Yassir Tayfour | 03-27-09, 04:45 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Yassir Tayfour | 03-27-09, 03:35 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | معتز القريش | 03-27-09, 03:34 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | خدر | 03-27-09, 07:22 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | خدر | 03-27-09, 07:37 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Kostawi | 03-27-09, 07:42 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | الطيب شيقوق | 03-27-09, 07:46 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | محمد البشرى الخضر | 03-27-09, 08:31 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | osman righeem | 03-27-09, 09:51 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Yassir Bainwi | 03-27-09, 10:06 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | Emad Abdulla | 03-28-09, 08:31 AM |
Re: Abu Sandra | بدر الدين اسحاق احمد | 03-28-09, 09:58 AM |
Re: Abu Sandra | محمد عبد الماجد الصايم | 03-28-09, 12:42 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | محمد البشرى الخضر | 03-28-09, 12:58 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | عماد محمود علي | 03-28-09, 01:16 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | أبو ساندرا | 03-28-09, 01:17 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | الطيب شيقوق | 03-28-09, 03:40 PM |
Re: Abu Sandra | أبو ساندرا | 03-28-09, 06:41 PM |
أبوساندرا ليه؟ | محمد أبوالعزائم أبوالريش | 03-28-09, 06:52 PM |
النكتة الجد | fadlabi | 03-28-09, 06:56 PM |
Re: النكتة الجد | أبو ساندرا | 03-28-09, 07:03 PM |
. | محمد أبوالعزائم أبوالريش | 03-28-09, 07:19 PM |
Re: . | Yassir Tayfour | 03-28-09, 07:55 PM |
Re: . | أبو ساندرا | 03-28-09, 08:33 PM |
Re: . | esam gabralla | 03-28-09, 09:19 PM |
Re: . | Rawia | 03-28-09, 09:35 PM |
Re: . | Yassir Tayfour | 03-29-09, 02:57 AM |
Re: . | محمد عبد الماجد الصايم | 03-29-09, 02:20 PM |
Re: . | nazar hussien | 03-29-09, 02:32 PM |
Re: . | محمد عبد الماجد الصايم | 03-29-09, 02:34 PM |
Re: . | ALZOLZATOO | 03-29-09, 02:34 PM |
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