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Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو (Re: غادة عبدالعزيز خالد)
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أماني العزيزة سلامات والله موضوع كاس العالم ده حيرنا، وانا في النهاية قررت أتابعه عشان أريح نفسي كمان بشجع ألمانيا كان ما عاجبكن.
عصام جبرالله، قلت لي:
Quote: القصة ما محتاجة انقلاب و لا حاجة , موش البورد ده؟ متنازلين ليكن منو لحدى كاس العالم ينتهى, |
طبعا ده كله عشان نخلي ليكم الريموت. لكن برضو ما بنسيبه.
هاكم التحذيرات دي وصلتني بالإيميل قبال شهرين: وباختصار كده مضمونا يانسوان العالم لا بيننا لا بينكن ايام كاس العالم
Quote: From all men of the world to all women of the world List Of Rules. 1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention. 2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye). 3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month. 4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen. 5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. 6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce. 7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together". 8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times. 9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that require my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go. 10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash. 11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list". 12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, European cup, African cup, F.A cup, UEFA cup, Carling cup, east and central African cup, all these cup qualifiers???catch my drift etc etc. Thank you for your cooperation. Regards, Men of the World |
أنا بس عاجبني الذوق وشكرا لتعاونكن بعد الذلة والتهديدات. سلام إيمان
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انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 09:29 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | محمد عكاشة | 06-10-06, 09:35 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 09:39 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الملك | 06-10-06, 09:38 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | محمد سنى دفع الله | 06-10-06, 09:54 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 10:17 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 10:46 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عبد الله عقيد | 06-10-06, 09:42 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 10:53 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | كوليل | 06-10-06, 09:45 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | tmbis | 06-10-06, 09:53 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 11:02 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 10:58 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 06-10-06, 09:48 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الملك | 06-10-06, 09:55 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عصام أحمد | 06-10-06, 10:02 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Abureesh | 06-10-06, 10:13 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Mohammed Ahmed Saeed | 06-10-06, 10:44 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Adil Osman | 06-10-06, 10:49 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Tumadir | 06-10-06, 12:26 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Tumadir | 06-10-06, 12:26 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | jini | 06-10-06, 01:04 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | سفيان بشير نابرى | 06-10-06, 01:11 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | نهال كرار | 06-10-06, 01:19 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عشة بت فاطنة | 06-10-06, 03:37 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | تيسير عووضة | 06-10-06, 04:23 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | انعام عبد الحفيظ | 06-11-06, 06:45 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | لؤى | 06-10-06, 04:29 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عصام أحمد | 06-10-06, 04:46 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | لؤى | 06-11-06, 06:19 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Hozy | 06-10-06, 04:58 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Salwa Seyam | 06-10-06, 05:00 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Asma Abdel Halim | 06-10-06, 05:23 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عبدالله الشقليني | 06-10-06, 05:09 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | esam gabralla | 06-10-06, 05:22 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Abureesh | 06-10-06, 11:47 PM |
عداوة | mohmmed said ahmed | 06-11-06, 00:15 AM |
Re: عداوة | jini | 06-11-06, 00:32 AM |
Re: عداوة | Alia awadelkareem | 06-11-06, 01:05 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | siddieg derar | 06-11-06, 01:35 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | doma | 06-11-06, 01:56 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | قرشـــو | 06-11-06, 02:27 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | حسام يوسف | 06-11-06, 07:12 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | غادة عبدالعزيز خالد | 06-11-06, 07:19 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | إيمان أحمد | 06-12-06, 00:42 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | عبدالله الشقليني | 06-14-06, 06:57 AM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | تراث | 06-14-06, 06:41 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | Adil Osman | 06-15-06, 01:21 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | osama elkhawad | 06-15-06, 08:41 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | الجندرية | 07-19-06, 04:29 PM |
Re: انتن الرجال ديل جنو | أبو ساندرا | 07-20-06, 02:07 AM |
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