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 Re: لممكونة و من على شاكلتها !! (Re: Adel Sameer Tawfiq)
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
ما بيغيظني الا الكلام الزي ده اللي بيرسلو لي صديقي .
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Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! (Re: Hussein Mallasi)
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Quote: يا سعد..
في عدم تكافؤ واضح في كثافة النيران. |
مولانا
طلعة ما بتتقابل زي لهيب النار
تحرق البتهابل و البعيد بي (نار)
اها شفت شغل البعيد و القناصة ديل
اخير منو كثافة النيران
اقلو تقدر تاخد ساتر 
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شكرا عمنا عادل على السحب
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 HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK (Re: فيصل نوبي)
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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it " Women"
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Women permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY !!
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Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK (Re: Adel Sameer Tawfiq)
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There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.
Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."
"The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."
The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I.Q."
The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider. "
The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."
"Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"
But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.
So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done!"
And he became a woman.
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Re: لجني و من هم على شاكلته! (Re: Hussein Mallasi)
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Dear (IT) Technical Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Boys Night out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?
Joe
Reply from Technical Support
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\I APOLOGIES program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key., It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGIES a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding, To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.
Regards,
Technical support
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jini
Adel Sameer Tawfiq
mamkouna
saadeldin abdelrahman
محمد المرتضى حامد
Abdelrahman Elegeil
فيصل نوبي
Hussein Mallasi
doma
إيمان صالح
Ahmed Mohammed Osman
فيس بوك
تويتر
انستقرام
يوتيوب
بنتيريست