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 Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! (Re: احمد معتصم الطيب)
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After 2 years of selfless service a man realized that he has not
been promoted, no transfer,
no salary increase
and that the company is not doing any thing about it.
So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning
and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down
saying : " My friend, you have not worked for even one day.
!! The man was surprised to hear this ,
but the manager went to explain.
Manager: How many days are there in a year ?
Man : 365 days and sometimes 366
Manager : How many hours make up a day
Man : 24 hours
Manager: Hoe long do you work in a day
Man : 8am to 4pm i.e 8 hours a day
Manager : So, what fraction of the day do you work in
hours Man : (He did some arithmetic ) 8/24 hours i.e.1/3 (one third
Manager : That is nice of you! what is one-third of 366 days
Man: 122 (1/3x366= 122 in days
Manager : Do you come to work on weekends
Man : No sir
Manager : How many days are there in a year that are weekends
Man: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals 104 days
Manager : Thanx. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have
Man : 18 days
Manager : OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that 14 days the 18 days. How many days do you have remaining
Man : 4 days.
Manager : Do you work on New Year day
Man : No sir
?Manager : Do you come to work on workers day
Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left
Man : 2 days sir
Manager : Do you come to work on the National holidays
Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left
Man : 1 day sir
Manager : Do you work on Chrismas day
Man : No sir
Manager : So how many days are left
Man : None sir
Manager : So, what are you claiming ?
Man : I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing
company money all these days
NEVER GO TO THE HR FOR HELP
HR = HIGH RISK
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 بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:25 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | احمد معتصم الطيب | 03-18-09, 04:32 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | كمال سالم | 03-18-09, 04:45 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:56 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:47 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 04:53 PM |
 Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | احمد معتصم الطيب | 03-18-09, 05:01 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 08:52 PM |
 Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 08:56 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-18-09, 09:10 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-19-09, 09:50 AM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | حامد محمد حامد | 03-19-09, 01:28 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-19-09, 11:27 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-22-09, 04:11 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-23-09, 01:28 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-24-09, 02:59 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-24-09, 09:48 PM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | حامد محمد حامد | 03-25-09, 09:52 AM |
| Re: بـوسـت لـلـمـنـوعـات....لـذيـذ وخـفـيـف!!! | ASHRAF MUSTAFA | 03-25-09, 04:29 PM |
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