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 مساحة للضحك
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ادعوكم للمشاركة بالنكات والقفشات فى هذه المساحة
و ارجو الابتعاد عن النكات المخلة وتلك التى تسئ او تجرح
الافراد.
ولكم الشكر
This is the first one in English
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the
person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if
a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and
room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"Third Floor Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."
" Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure
is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and,
if she continues this improvement, Dr.Cohen is going to send her
home Tuesday at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic,... that's
wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close
family member or a very close friend!"
"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me a damn thing."
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Mamoun Zain
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