|
Joy Ride
|
A fellow bought a new Jaguar and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Jag," he thought to himself and mashed the pedal.
The needle hit 90, 100... Then the reality of his foolishness hit him. "What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day and this is the end of my shift. I don't feel like more paperwork. So, if you can give me an excuse for speeding that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thought for a second and said: "Well, last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"On your way," grinned the officer.
|
|
|
|
|
|