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 Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH (Re: ترهاقا)
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أووووكيييييى لنــا مهــدى.. طيب إستنـى.
هاكى دى برضـو:
The Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach, and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah blah blah! This is the 4th time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three of them. You only get one wish!"
The man sat and thought about it for a while, and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that!How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete ... how much steel! No, think of another wish."
The man said OK, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying, know what they REALLY want, when they say nothing'.. know how to make them truly happy."
The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"
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 WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-11-05, 02:43 PM |
 Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | ترهاقا | 01-11-05, 03:20 PM |
 Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 08:33 AM |
| ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | لؤى | 01-11-05, 03:21 PM |
| Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | ترهاقا | 01-11-05, 04:07 PM |
| Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | أبوالريش | 01-11-05, 05:37 PM |
| Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | ابو جهينة | 01-12-05, 00:17 AM |
| Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 08:53 AM |
 Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 08:51 AM |
 Re: ??Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 08:39 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | alfatih | 01-12-05, 06:43 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 08:58 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | علي محمد علي | 01-12-05, 09:07 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | nagla abshar | 01-15-05, 08:56 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-12-05, 09:14 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | عاطف عمر | 01-12-05, 12:47 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-13-05, 08:12 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | عاطف عمر | 01-13-05, 11:21 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-13-05, 11:52 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | nagla abshar | 01-15-05, 08:40 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | ود المدفع | 01-23-05, 03:43 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-24-05, 12:00 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-24-05, 11:56 AM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | نجلاء المهدي | 01-24-05, 12:07 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | lana mahdi | 01-24-05, 12:11 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | نجلاء المهدي | 01-24-05, 12:27 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | نهال كرار | 01-24-05, 12:32 PM |
| Re: WHY WOMEN TALK SO MUCH؟؟؟؟ | معتصم الطاهر | 01-24-05, 12:42 PM |
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