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 (((((How to know you are a Sudanese?)))))
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استلمت هذه الرسالة من صديق في الايميل و رأيت ان فيها من الظرافة ما يستدعي ان تشاركوني فيه اخوتي ...
السوال هو .. هل هذا حالنا اخوتي ...!!
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YOU KNOW UR SUDANESE WHEN:
A visa is not a credit card
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You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
Your refer to your dad's friends as Amoo.
You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds.
Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into
trouble.
You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic
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You can spot a Sudani a mile away and they have spotted at you
because they keep staring.
After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should
wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss
politics, waiting for their tea.
Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out.
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even
if you're in the next room.
You have at least thirty cousins.
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.
You say bye 17 times on the phone
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When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you
discover they know one of your uncles back home.
Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries
have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top
of their lungs when making long distance calls.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
you still came back home to live with your parents after you
graduate.
You teach Westerners swearwords in your Arabic.
You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.
You make sure you're not seen with a member of the opposite sex
if you're within a 5 mile radius of any other sudanese ppl.
Your parents say "you can memorize music but u cant memorize Quran?"
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دمتم ...
بيلو ...
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Re: (((((How to know you are a Sudanese?))))) (Re: Sobajo)
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Sobajo
I received as similar one but about Africans
WHAT MAKES U A TRUE "AFRIKAN"???
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can re-use the wrapper/envelope.
2. You refer to a person you've never met before, uncle or aunt.
3.More than 90% of the music CD's and tapes in your home are illegal copies/bichupuli
4. Your garage is always full of stuff because you never throw anything away, just in case you need it someday.(a gum-boot without a partner and the baby walker - baby's now 12 and you are 48)
5. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottle from your stays at hotels.
6. You have almost always carry overweight baggage when travelling by plane
7. If a shop has a limit on the quantity of a product it sells to an individual, then each member of yo family will join separate queues to purchase the maximum quantity possible(sugar,soap,rice,cooking fat etc during old good days)
8. All yo children have annoying nicknames.
9. Nobody in your family informs you that they are coming over for a visit( uncle, wife, sis-in-law, two nephews and a neighbour) have camped at home.
10. You stuff your pockets with mints and toothpicks at restaurants. (Murray mints, wrappers, and salt shakers, toothpicks!)
12. You only make telephone calls at a cheaper rate at night or on Sundays especially beepers).
13. You never have less than 20 people to meet you at the airport or see you off even if it is a local flight.
14. You keep changing your Internet Service Provider because the first month is free. (I know some people!.....)
15. Office supplies mysteriously find their way to your home.(Yes staple machine, office pins, punch,machine, cellotapes, post-its,etc.)
16. When you are young, your parents buy you clothes and shoes at least two sizes too big so that they would last longer.
Raga
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Sobajo
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