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Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي (Re: shiry)
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شيري في اطار الما عادية البقت عادية
اقري النكتة الطويلة دي
Al Salamu alaykoum. This is your captain Al Moghira Dagash welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Sudan Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in selling milk from my cow with my only means of transportation being a donkey.
This is flight 747 to Khartoum Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Sudan. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! Sudan Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. Â If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to BMI Airlines, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. Thanking you all for choosing Sudan airways to fly for the first and last time' Wish You a nice trip, Captain Al Moghira Dagash!!
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عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 11:53 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | osman righeem | 07-01-08, 12:07 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:24 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | قرشـــو | 07-01-08, 12:22 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:26 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | محمد الطيب يوسف | 07-01-08, 12:23 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:29 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | maia | 07-01-08, 12:23 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | Emad Abdulla | 07-01-08, 12:29 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:33 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:31 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | Tumadir | 07-01-08, 12:37 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:41 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | يازولyazoalيازول | 07-01-08, 12:55 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 01:12 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | omer osman | 07-01-08, 12:36 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:54 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | maia | 07-01-08, 12:41 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | عمران حسن صالح | 07-01-08, 12:50 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 12:52 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | Giwey | 07-01-08, 01:22 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 02:51 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | willeim andrea | 07-01-08, 02:03 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-01-08, 04:12 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | الجندرية | 07-01-08, 04:37 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-02-08, 12:01 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | omar altom | 07-01-08, 07:10 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | Nagi Ahmed | 07-02-08, 05:26 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | جدو | 07-02-08, 03:00 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-02-08, 03:11 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | Tabaldina | 07-02-08, 04:13 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | عمر الفاروق | 07-02-08, 04:48 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | صديق الموج | 07-02-08, 05:20 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | yasir Abdelgadir | 07-02-08, 05:58 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | abas | 07-02-08, 06:51 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | nadus2000 | 07-02-08, 11:17 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | نصار | 07-02-08, 11:47 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | ahmed saeed | 07-03-08, 08:11 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | hero | 07-03-08, 09:14 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | omar altom | 07-04-08, 07:37 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | shiry | 07-05-08, 07:17 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | منوت | 07-05-08, 07:34 AM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | الملك | 07-05-08, 11:16 PM |
Re: عــادي زي الزبـــادي | REEL | 07-06-08, 05:02 PM |
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