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Quote: God created the donkey and told him "you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you will eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!!!! The donkey answered " I will be a Donkey, but living 50 years is too much, give me only 20 years. "And GOD gave him 20 years". God created the Dog and told him "you will look after men's houses, you will be his best friend, you will eat what ever they give you and you will live 25 years. You will be Dog!!!!! The Dog answered "God living 25 years is too much, give me only 10 years". And God gave him 10 years. God created Monkey and told him " you will jump from branch to branch, you will do silly things, you will be amusing and you will live 20 years. You will be a MONKEY!!!!!" The Monkey answered "God, living 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." Finally, God created man and told him "You will be man, the only rational being on this earth, you will use your intelligence to control other animals, you will dominate the world and you will live for 20 years". The man answered "God, I will be a man, but living 20 years is not enough. Why don't you give me 30 years that the Donkey refused, the 15 years that the Dog did not want and the 10 years that the Monkey refused?" That was what God did, and since then, man lives 20 years like a man, then he gets married and spend 30 years like a Donkey, working and carrying the load on his back, then when his children leave, spends 15 years like Dog, looking after the house and eating what ever is given to him, then he gets old, retires, and spend 10 years like a Monkey, jumping from house to house or from children to children, doing silly things to amuse the grand children. | | | | |