NASA at Saturn: Cassini's Grand Finale

Quote: Breaking news from Saturn on September 15, 2017. Emergency meeting of the "Council of Federation for the Planet Saturn". The emergency meeting was presided by the Goddess of the Planet Saturn, the Lorde of the Ring, stormborn, Queen Saturnista. In her opening remark, she praised the forces of the planet Saturn for their successful detection and destruction of the identified flying object (ifo) which was tracked to have come from Planet Earth. She said, it was 65 million years ago that we destroyed the aliens of the planet Earth as punishment for starting war with us. We replaced them with our close relative species (humans) with good intention of establishing sustainable interplanetory peace but they seem to have inherited the DNA of their predecssors (Dinos). She added, Our patience may run short again but our wisdom also grown wiser over the last 65 million years and for that we will try not to resort to another destruction of the Planet Earth's humans. Our agents from Planet Earth reported that the Planet has 5 new mad kings, nick named FAT KID AUN, LITTLE KID DETERTE, GURU KID MOODIE, Kung FU KID VLADIE and STUPID KID TRUMPIE and the planet is in danger of destruction by those kings. They are playing Game of Thrones of Win or Die, and they have enough disposals to destroy every living species in that planet including themselves. Obviously, that is not something we can allow to happen. We will remain vigilant and ready to interfere at any time to save the Planet Earth from total destruction, but those human aliens may have to face the same fate as their predecessors if they attempted to attack our Planet Saturn again. May the force be with you