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Wrong mail ID:
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile... .Somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
Date: 16 Mar 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we
are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to see you TOMORROW!
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Re: Sorry!!! Wrong E-mai Adressl (Re: Seif Elyazal Burae)
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One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from
Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He
spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
and meet with President Bush."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer
president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no
longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Bush."
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said:
"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it every day"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
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Re: Sorry!!! Wrong E-mai Adressl (Re: Seif Elyazal Burae)
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Once a human being has arrived on this earth, communication is the largest single factor in determining what happens to him
in the world. VIRGINIA STAIR
Speech is civilization itself
THOMAS MANN
Every culture views beauty in different ways. You expand your world each time you see beauty through the eyes of others
BARBARA DOSKER
We can alter our lives simply by altering our attitudes of mind
WILLIAM JAMES
It's better to ask some of the questions than to know all the answers
JAMES THURBER
One question, one gentle word can change the coures of a conversation and a life
ALFRED ADLER
Growth begins when we start to accept our weakness
CARL ROGERS
Be gentle on yourself
JOY BROWNE
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT
If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances
JULIA SOREL
To grow, we must travel in the direction of our fears
JOHN BERRY MAN
A ship in a harbor is safe, But that's not what ships were built for
ZEN SAYING
Every artist was first an a mateur
RALF WALDO EMERSON
Deep speaks to deep
PSALM 42:7
The real art of speaking rests in exhausting your subject before you exhaust your audience
ADLAI STEVENSON
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak
EPICTITUS
There is nothing greater than enthusiasm
HENRI MOORE
shall become a master of this art only after a great deal of practice
ERICH FROMM
Winston Churchill devoted the best years of his life to preparing his impromptu speeches
F. E. SMITH
Give the world the best you have and the best will come back to you
MADELINE BRIDGES
Imagination is more important than knowlege
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs
HENRY FORD
Often the most creative people are also the most prepared
LEE IACOCCA
Talk about interests your listeners and you 'll discover on interested audience
DALE CARNEGIE
The secret of success is to know something that everyone else doesn't
HENRY FORD
It's hard to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge
JOHN DEWEY
The harder you work the luckier you get
GARY PLAYER
Many public speakers can talk for hours without any notes or knowledge
MELVIN BELLI
Just to be is a blessing. just to live is holy
ABRAHAM HESCHEL
Education is not a handful of facts, but knowing how and where to find them
HERBERT SPENCER
Knowledge is knowing a fact. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak
HANS HOFFMAN
True eloquence consists of saying all that should be said, and that only
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD
If you have an imprtant point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. use a pile-driver. Hit the point. then come back and hit it again. then hit it a third time
WINSTON CHURCHILL
Out of intense complexities emerge intense simplicities
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Many speaker exhausts his audience before he exhausts his subject. Limit your material
MARK TWAIN
As long as you can start, you'll be alright. The juice will come
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
The secrets to successful speaking are to be organized, be brief, and then be seated
NORMAN THOMAS
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials
LINYUTANG
Naturalness and simplicity are the truest marks of distinction
SOMERST MAUGHAM
The only time you touch the hearts of your audience is when you're being yourself
BURL IVES
Movements are as eloquent as words
ISADORA DUNCAN
Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye
HELEN KELLER
The human voice is the most beatiful musical instrument
JUDY COLLINS
have found that if you love life, life will love you back
ARTHUR RUBINSTEIN
There is no such thing as an insignificant improvement
TOM PETERS
YOU CAN WIN MORE FRIENDS THROUGH YOUR EARS THAN WITH YOUR MOUTH
DALE CARNEGIE
The quieter you become, the more you can hear
RAM DASS
The art of silence is as great as that of speech
NORMAN COUSINS
Our highest calling is to pass our knowledge from generation to generation
W. S. GILBERT
To the degree you are helpful is the degree to which you will be happy
KARL REILAND
To be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
The more you say, less people remember. The fewer the words, the greater the profit
FENELOR
We create our reality with our language
SHUNRYU SUZUKI
We have stories to tell, stories that provide wisdom about the journey of life
SAUL RUBIN
The limits of language mean the limits of my world
WITTGENSTEIN
Speech is power to persuade, to convert, and to compel
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
It's terrible to speak well and be wrong
SOPHOCLES
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing
ALBERT SCHWEITZER
The less men think, the more they talk
MONTESQUIE
Statistics are no substitute for judgement
HENRI CLAY
All learning has an emotional base
PLATO
Kindness has influenced more people than eloquence
GANDHI
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action
THOMAS FULLER
There are no gifted or ungifted. There are only those who give and those who withhold
MARTIN BUBER
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved
VICTORI HUGO
Life becomes harder for us when we live for others, but it also becomes much richer and happier
ALBERT SCHWEITZER
The worst loneliness is not being comfortable with yourself
MARK TWAIN
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Re: Sorry!!! Wrong E-mai Adressl (Re: Seif Elyazal Burae)
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إذا لم تكن تعلم أين تذهب ، فكل الطرق تؤدى إلى هناك
If you don't have an objective in life, any cause could be one
Si tu n'as pas un but dans la vie, tout peut servir comme un but
يظل الرجل طفلاً حتى تموت أمه ، فإذا ماتت شاخ فجأة
A man will continue acting like a child until his mother's death, then he will age in a sudden
L'homme continue agir comme un enfant jusqu'à la mort de sa mère, à ce moment là, il vieillira d'un seul coup
عندما تحب عدوك يحس بتفاهته
When you love your enemy is when he feels of his emptiness
C'est quand tu aimes ton enemi, c'est là quand il sent qu'il vaut rien
إذا طعنت من الخلف فاعلم أنك في المقدمة
If you have been betrayed from behind the scene, then you should be proud because you are the only one who is in front
Si quelqu'un t'as trahi sans ta connaisance, mais parce qu'il est jalous que tu es en avant.
الكلام اللين يغلب الحق البين
The soft words are more powerful than the naked truth
Les mots doux sont beaucoup plus puissants de la vérité nue
كلنا كالقمر .. له جانب مظلم
We are all like the bright moon, we still have our darker side
On est tous comme la lune, nous avons en nous ce c?té sembre
لا تتحدى إنساناً ليس لديه ما يخسره
Don't challenge someone whao has nothing to loose
Ne lance pas un défi à quelqu'un qui n'a rien à perrdre
العين التي لا تبكي لا تبصر في الواقع شيئاً
The eye which doesn't know the meaning of tears, it doesn't know anything opf value
L'oeil qui ne connait pas des larmes, elle ne connait rien de valeurs.
المهزوم إذا ابتسم أفقد المنتصر لذة الفوز
If the loser keeps his smile the winner will loose the thrill of victory.
Si le vaincu continu à garder son sourire il force le vainceur de perdre la jouissance du victoire
لا خير في يمنى بغير يسار
كما قال المثل (يمنى بلا يسرى لك الله ضعيفه .. ورجل بلا ربعه على الهم صبار )
No benefit of a right without a left.
Aucun profit d'une droite sans la gauche
الجزع عند المصيبة، مصيبة أخرى
The panic from a catastrophe is another catastrophe
La panic dans un cas catastrophique un une catastrophe
الابتسامة كلمة معروفه من غير حروف
The smile is a famous word without letters
Le sourire est un mot sans caractères
اعمل على أن يحبك الناس عندما تغادر منصبك، كما يحبونك عندما تتسلمه
Be cheerful when gettin-out as when you coming-in
Soit acceuillant à ton départ comme à ton arrivé
لا تطعن في ذوق زوجتك، فقد اختارتك أولا
Don't be critic to yor wife's taste, she is the one who selected you at the first place.
Ne soit pas criticant du go?t de ta femme, rappele-toi qu'elle ta choisie au premier lieu
لن تستطيع أن تمنع طيور الهم أن تحلق فوق رأسك ولكنك تستطيع أن تمنعها من أن تعشش في راسك
You can't chase worries flying over your head but you can do preventing them from nesting in your head
Tu ne peux pas empêcher les craintes de voler en sessus de votre tête mais tu peux les empêcher de faire un nid dans ta tête
كون صداقة مع القرش ... لكن احذر أن يبتلعك
Dive with the shark but bewarre not to be swallowed
Nage avec les requins mais fais attention de ne pas être avaler
ذوو النفوس الدنيئة يجدون اللذة في التفتيش عن أخطاء العظماء
The demeanour will be thrilled in finding out a mistake of his great rival
إنك تخطو نحو الشيخوخة يوماً مقابل كل دقيقة من الغضب
Every minute of anger will get you one more year older.
Chaque minute de colère vous rend un an plus vieux
إن بعض القول فن .. فاجعل الإصغاء فناً
Elocution is an art so let listening be a similar art
La diction est une art Il faut donc considerer l'écoute comme une art semblable
المستحيل ، مستحيل ... لا يمكن أن يحدث
The impossible can never become possible
L'impossible est impossible
اللسان الطويل دلالة على اليد القصيرة
The gift of gab is a proof of jealousy
La langue pendue est une preuve de la jalousie
نحن نحب الماضي لأنه ذهب، ولو عاد لكرهناه
We have nostalgia for the past because it is gone. If it comes back we would hate it.
Nous avons la nostalgie pour le passé parce que nous l'avons quitté, mais si il retournera nous allons le détester
من علت همته طال همه
The one whose ambition is great so his worries
Celui qui as beaucoup d'ambition il a beaucoup de souci
من العظماء من يشعر المرء فى حضرته أنه صغير ولكن العظيم بحق هو من يشعر الجميع في حضرته بأنهم عظماء
People feel small in the presence of some of the great personality, yet the greatest is the one who let all around him feel great as well
Des gens qui sentent tout petit devant une grande personalité, cependant une personne est digne d'être appeler grand est celui qui laisse chaque personne de son entourage sentir important
من يطارد عصفورين يفقدهما معاً
Celui qui chasse deux oiseaux en même temps il les perd tous les deux
Chase two birds at the same time and you will loose both
المرأة هي نصف المجتمع ، وهي التي تلد و تربي النصف الآخر
The woman is half the society and the one who educates the other half
La femme est la moitié de la société et c'est elle qui élève l'autre moitié
لكل كلمة أذن، ولعل أذنك ليست لكلماتي، فلا تتهمني بالغموض
For every word their is a listener and probably my words don't suit your ears. So please don't accuse me of being ambiguous
Pour chaque mot en trouvera un écouteur et probablement mes mots ne te coviennent pas. Donc s'il te plait ne m'accuse pas d'être un ambigu
كلما ارتفع الإنسان تكاثفت حوله الغيوم والمحن
As more higher up one rises to as more clouds and problems will surround him.
Plus que la personne s'élevera plus que ses problèmes s'accroîtera
لا تجادل الأحمق ، فقد يخطئ الناس في التفريق بينكما
Don't argue with an ignorant for it will be hard for people to differentiate between you
Ne pas discuter avec un ignorant, le monde seront mélés entre vous
الفشل في التخطيط يقود إلى التخطيط للفشل
The failure in planning will lead in planning to failure
L'échec en planification mènera en planification vers l'échec
قد يجد الجبان 36 حلاً لمشكلته ولكن لا يعجبه سوى حل واحد منها وهو .. الفرار
The coward will find 36 solutions to his problem but the one will like most is fleeing
Le lâche trouvera 36 solutions pour son problème mais le plus qu'il préférera c'est de fuire
شق طريقك بابتسامتك خير لك من أن تشقها بسيفك
Better set your path with a smile than with a sword
Mieux creuser ton chemin avec un souris que le creuser avec une épée
من أطاع الواشي ضيَع الصديق
If you listen to the telltale you will lose the friend
Si tu écoutes le rapporteur tu perds l'ami
أن تكون فرداً في جماعة الأسود خير لك من أن تكون قائداً للنعام
Better being a cub in the family of Lions than being a king of the ostriches
Mieux d'être un lionceau dans une famille des lions qu'un roi des autruches
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Naji A.Moniem
حسين نوباتيا
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