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كتب الكاتب الفاتح جبرا المتوفرة بمعرض الدوحة
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 Re: نكتة مهداة للأخ الخاتم عدلان والأخوات تماضر وإنسانة (Re: WAD ELGAALI#4)
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النكته أتتني عن طريق البريد وأضحكتني وأتفضلوا أسمعوها معاي
BUSH was sitting in his oval office wondering which country to invade
next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Bush"....... " zis is Abul Abed, I am callin' to tell ya dat we
are
officially
declaring war on you !"
"Well said Mr. BUSH, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"
"Khayyo," said Abul Abed, "there is myself, my cousin Maroun, my
next-door-neighbor Abou Yussef, and my best friend abu Staif.
BUSH paused. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have one million
men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"ya habibi !! " said Abul Abed" I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Abul Abed called again.
Mr. Bush, za war is still on! We now have some equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Abul Abed?", BUSH asked.
"Well, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck."
"I must tell you Abul Abed, Bush said, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
to two million since we last spoke."
"Ya lateef", Lah, Lah, Lah !!! said Abul Abed, "I'll be getting
back to ya."
Sure enough, Abul Abed rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, za war
is off! "
"Why the sudden change of heart?" said Bush
"Abul Abed said, because zere's no way we can feed two million
prisoners."
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Re: نكتة مهداة للأخ الخاتم عدلان والأخوات تماضر وإنسانة (Re: WAD ELGAALI#4)
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النكته أتتني عن طريق البريد وأضحكتني وأتفضلوا أسمعوها معاي
BUSH was sitting in his oval office wondering which country to invade
next, when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Bush"....... " zis is Abul Abed, I am callin' to tell ya dat we
are
officially
declaring war on you !"
"Well said Mr. BUSH, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"
"Khayyo," said Abul Abed, "there is myself, my cousin Maroun, my
next-door-neighbor Abou Yussef, and my best friend abu Staif.
BUSH paused. "I must tell you Abul Abed, that I have one million
men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"ya habibi !! " said Abul Abed" I'll have to call ya back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Abul Abed called again.
Mr. Bush, za war is still on! We now have some equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Abul Abed?", BUSH asked.
"Well, we have two Mercedes 180, and a truck."
"I must tell you Abul Abed, Bush said, that I have 16,000 tanks
and 14,000 armoured personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army
to two million since we last spoke."
"Ya lateef", Lah, Lah, Lah !!! said Abul Abed, "I'll be getting
back to ya."
Sure enough, Abul Abed rang again the next day. "Mr. Bush, za war
is off! "
"Why the sudden change of heart?" said Bush
"Abul Abed said, because zere's no way we can feed two million
prisoners."
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WAD ELGAALI#4
عاطف عبدالله
فيس بوك
تويتر
انستقرام
يوتيوب
بنتيريست