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 Is it true!!
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Mor-den Laws
1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3) Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
4) Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
5) O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
6) BELL'S THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 WILLOUGHBY'S LAW:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10) BREDA'S RULE:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11) OWEN'S LAW:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
12) HOWDEN'S LAW:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump
seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
* Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going
on. This person must be fired.
* The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of
incompetence.
* H.L.Mencken's Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.
* Martin's Extension:
Those who can't teach, administer
* Belani's Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
* Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
* Van Herpen's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers.
* Murphy's Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate.
* Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Young's Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake.
* Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
* One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
____unknown writers______________
JINI
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: jini)
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Quote: 4) Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire |
From my side the above law is true
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: jini)
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Thanks jini for bringing these nice human thoughts and experiences to us.
The following is stupid because when you get a busy tone, you can never know whether the number you have dialed is right or wrong.Quote: 3) Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
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The following ones are absolutely true
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7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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5) O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
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Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: elsawi)
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Kostawi's Law
Two people can disagree about the same issue, they live 3000 miles apart, however, both are correct.
jini
you live in a country where the probability of dialing a wrong number is higher than sawi's
الأرقام التلفونية في بلد الصاوي كملت يا جني ...يعني لو ضربت 000000000 ما حا تجلي.
lol
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: Kostawi)
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Kostawi's Law
Two people can disagree about the same issue, they live 3000 miles apart, however, both are correct.
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Kostawi's law is also true ya jini, and I am waiting for Jini’s Law!!!
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العزيز جنى
اليك بقيه من قوانين ميرفى نقلآ عن بوست للبعشراوى من سوداننت
Nobody listens until you say something wrong
لن يصغي إليك أحدا حتى تقول شيئا خاطئا
"Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
اذا تركت الأمور لنفسها ، فانها ستتجه من سيء الى أسوأ
"Every solution breeds new problems."
كل حل ينتج مشاكل جديدة
"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
كي تنجح في السياسة .. فمن الضروري أن تدوس فوق مبادئك
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
ابتسم الآن ... فغداً سوف يكون أسوأ
If you think education is expensive -- try ignorance.
اذا كنت تعتقد ان التعليم ثمنه باهض ... جرب الجهل قد يكون أقل كلفة
Most general statements are false, including this one.
أكثر العبارات العامة .. خاطئة ... حتى هذه العبارة ... !!
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
الخبير هو الذي يعرف أكثر وأكثر عن أشياء أدق وادق .... حتى يصل الى أن يعرف كل شيء عن .. لاشيء
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
كل المخترعات العظيمة .. أكتشفت بالخطأ
New systems generate new problems.
الأنظمة الجديدة ينتج منها اخطاء جديدة
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
اذا التجربة نجحت ، فهناك شيء ما خطأ (قمة التشاؤم)
Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
عندما ينطفيء النور .. كل النساء جميلات
Love is a matter of chemistry
الحب ضرب من .. الكيمياء
Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
لاتناقش امرأة .. عندما تكون متعبة .. ولا عندما تكون مرتاحة
There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
لافرق بين رجل حكيم واحمق عندما يقعون في الحب
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
ان احتمالية وفرصة سقوط خبزة مدهونة بالزبدة على السجاد يتناسب طرديا مع قيمة السجاد
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
إذا أمكن لشي أن يكون خطأ سيكون كذلك
For a" TRUE" problem. There is no solution.......!!!!!!!
((لايوجد حل للمشكلة ...... ((الحقيقية
Nothing is so bad....!!- because it will go even worse.!
السيء يصبح أسوأ....لذا فليس هناك "سيء جدا".
You will get the chance in the most inappropriate moment.
سوف تحصل على الفرصة ،، ولكن .... في الوقت الخطأ
Solving of the problem is on finding out the people who will solve it.?!
حل المشكلة هو بايجاد من يستطيعون حلها
There are two kinds of people, those who do this division and those who don't............
هناك صنفان من الناس : الصنف الأول هم الذين يقولون ان الناس صنفين والقسم الثاني الذين لايقولون ذلك
The History doesn't repeat but the historians repeat themselves........!!!!
التاريخ لا يتكرر ولكن المؤرخين يكررون أنفسهم.
If something gets cleaned....., something else will be spoilt
نظافة شئ هي باتساخ شئ آخر
If something moves and is green=Biology; If something smells bad=Chemistry; If something doesn't function=Physics
شئ أخضر يتحرك = أحياء ؛ شئ كريه الرائحة = كيمياء ؛ شيء لايعمل .. = فيزياء
You can't fix something that it is not broken.......!!
لاتستطيع اصلاح شيء .. صالح
-Only a fool can repeat something that the other fool has done.......
لا يكرر ما يفعله أحمق إلا أحمق مثله
منقول
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Hello Jini
& Sallamat Ya Man
Take these Chinese proverbs
Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped.
If a child washes his hands he could eat with kings.
If you don't stand for something, you will fall for something.
Looking at a king's mouth one would never think he sucked his mother's breast.
People should not talk while they are eating or pepper may go down the wrong way.
The faintest ink is more powerful than the strongest memory.
The lizard that jumped from the high iroko tree to the ground said he would praise himself if no one else did.
The mouth which eats does not talk.
The sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel under them.
Those whose palm-kernels were cracked for them by a benevolent spirit should not forget to be humble.
When a man says yes, his chi (personal god) says yes also.
When the moon is shining the cripple becomes hungry for a walk.
You can tell a ripe corn by its look.
You must judge a man by the work of his hands.
unknown writers
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: jini)
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Jini Take this
The Way It Goes Sometimes... Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Original Law
If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.
Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong -- it will.
Murphy's First Corollary
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Second Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile... tomorrow will be worse.
Conclusions
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
Corollary - If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
If anything can't go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Everything takes longer than you think.
You never find a lost article until you replace it.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
You get the most of what you need the least.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
Daoud M Ali
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| Quote: Kostawi's law is also true ya jini, and I am waiting for Jini’s Law!!! |
The day you think that you have not got flu for long time you get it the next day
JINI
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Quote: Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
لاتناقش امرأة .. عندما تكون متعبة .. ولا عندما تكون مرتاحة
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شنو يا جنو منو ... الراجل دا قصدو ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
يفتحو لينا يعنى ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
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Re: Is it true!! (Re: هميمة)
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شنو يا جنو منو ... الراجل دا قصدو ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
يفتحو لينا يعنى ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ |
موش احسن من أنصار
donot go to bed mad wake up and fight
JINI
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jini
محجوب البيلي
Kostawi
elsawi
إيمان أحمد
عبدالماجد فرح يوسف
Mohamed Adam
Daoud Adam
فيس بوك
تويتر
انستقرام
يوتيوب
بنتيريست