Time for some male bashing..... For a change

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03-22-2006, 04:58 AM

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Time for some male bashing..... For a change

    This how females thinks about us!!!
    Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...




    Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
    A: Puppies grow up.





    Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
    A: Because they are...





    Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
    A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.





    Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
    hit the ground first?
    A: Who cares?????.....





    Q: What did God say after he created man?
    A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.





    Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
    A: I don't know, I've never seen either.





    Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
    A: i) no mind ii) no business




    Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
    A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .




    Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
    A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...




    Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
    A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
    intention of driving.




    Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
    A: Exchange him!!




    Q: Why do men like smart women?
    A: Opposites attract.



    Pass this on to some women who need a laugh..
    and to men who can handle it!



                  

03-22-2006, 05:30 AM

سامى عبد الوهاب مكى
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Re: Time for some male bashing..... For a change (Re: سامى عبد الوهاب مكى)

    شوفوا جنس الدليب ده

    They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they’re happy and laugh when they’re nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand against injustice. They don’t take « no » for an answer when they believe that there’s a better solution. They refuse themeselves new shoes so that their children can have some. They accompany their friends to the doctors even for a simple cold.
    They love without condition. They cry for the success of their children and jump for joy when it comes to the victories of their friends. They’re happy when they hear of a new born or a marriage…Their hearts break when they lose a friend. They’re sad when they lose a family member, however, stay strong even when they seem to be at the end of their last breath. They know that a hug and a kiss can fix a broken heart.
    Women come in all sizes, all colors, and all shapes. They’ll take their car, the train, a plane, come walking or running or will send you an e-mail just to show you that they worry about you. The heart of a woman, that’s what makes the world go round! Women do more than give birth…
    They give birth to joy and hope.
    They produce compassion and are role models.
    They’re the moral support for their families and friends.
    Women have much to say and much to give.
                  


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