One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to>> Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess>> I'd better see a doctor." >> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of>> money," Mike replies.>> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.>> Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell >> you what's wrong and what to do about it.>> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A >> lot che" /> > I'd better see a doctor." >> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of>> money," Mike replies.>> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.>> Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell >> you what's wrong and what to do about it.>> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A >> lot che /> SHOPPING @ WAL-MARTقديــــــــــــمة SHOPPING @ WAL-MARTقديــــــــــــمة

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    > One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
    >> Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
    >> I'd better see a doctor."

    >> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
    >> money," Mike replies.
    >> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
    >> Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell
    >> you what's wrong and what to do about it.
    >> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A
    >> lot cheaper than a doctor."




    >> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
    >> takes it to Wal-Mart.
    >> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
    >> and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
    >> into the slot and waits.




    Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
    "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
    >> and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
    >> weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."

    >> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
    >> technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
    >> could be fooled.

    >> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
    >> urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
    >> sperm sample for good measure.

    >> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the
    >> results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
    >> concoction, and awaits the results.



    The computer prints the followings:

    >> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
    >> (Aisle 9)




    >> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
    >> shampoo. (Aisle 7)

    >> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
    >> rehab.
    >>
    >> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
    >> Get a lawyer.




    >> 5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
    >> elbow will never get better!


    >> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart

                  


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