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SHOPPING @ WAL-MARTقديــــــــــــمة
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SHOPPING @ WAL-MART
> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to >> Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess >> I'd better see a doctor." >> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of >> money," Mike replies. >> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. >> Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell >> you what's wrong and what to do about it. >> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A >> lot cheaper than a doctor."
>> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and >> takes it to Wal-Mart. >> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up >> and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample >> into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water >> and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two >> weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
>> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new >> technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer >> could be fooled.
>> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, >> urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a >> sperm sample for good measure.
>> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the >> results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his >> concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the followings:
>> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. >> (Aisle 9)
>> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal >> shampoo. (Aisle 7)
>> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into >> rehab. >> >> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. >> Get a lawyer.
>> 5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your >> elbow will never get better!
>> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
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