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Re: الاساءة لهذا الشعب الأصيل ( نرجو الدخول ) ....... (Re: Ridhaa)
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كل عام و انت بخير أخي رضا اعتبرهامذمة ناقص لا اكثر السخرية و التهكم سيكونا موجودين الى أن يرث الله الأرض انظر لهذه النكات عن العرب انفسهم..
Immigration control:
Name? -Abdul Saiid Wahad. Sex? -Four times a week. No, no - male, female? -Male, female, sometimes camel.
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The President of the USA, George Bush, and his Vice President, ######## Cheney, are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in, sees them and asks the barman, "Isn't that the President and the Vice President sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honour! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning World War Three."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Arabs and one blonde with big breasts."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big breasts? Why would you kill a blonde with big breasts?" Bush turns to Cheney and says, "See, I told you no one would care about 140 million Arabs".
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