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 Types Of Women LOOOOOOOOOL
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ايميل طريف وصلني الان احببت ان تشاركوني قراءته
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
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Re: Types Of Women LOOOOOOOOOL (Re: zico)
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CREATION OF GOD
God created the donkey
and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
God created the dog
and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
God created the monkey
and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
Finally God created man
and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
That's Life.
Is'nt it?
العزيز الفاتح،، بصراحة ترددت كثيرا قبل ان اضع هذه الرسالة التي استلمتها ايضا في بريدي من صديق "رجل"،، انا شخصيا،، لا اتفق معها.. ولكن قلنا زيادة علم.. وخللي بالك يا عريس.... لووووووول
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 Re: Types Of Women LOOOOOOOOOL (Re: Raja)
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والله الله يستر يا رجاء
المشكلة انو مرحلة العشرين سنة فتناها
لكن بنحاول نحور قصتك ونخلي العشرين سنة الاولي دبل
غايتو مرات البني ادم بفكر في حاجات
الا يكون راكب الفيل حتي تجي في راسو
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Re: Types Of Women LOOOOOOOOOL (Re: zico)
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سلامات
ابوالزيك
تجدني متحسرا لكونك كنت ضيفا جميلا علي الدوحة الراقية ولم تسعفني السعادة بلقاءك وكنت مترقبا لقدومك هنا وقد تحدثت مع اخي وصديقي رقم صفر قبل فترة ولكن وربما لمشاغله الكثيرة لم يخبرني بقدومك وعبرك ارسل التحية الي الاخ نادوس والاخت ابنوسة اصحاب الفضل والقدح المعلي في الضيافة ووساعة رحابهم واتساع بابهم الذي ينم عن سودانية فريدة ودائما هما السباقين في مثل هذه المناسبات الجميلة علي الروح
تقبل مني دعواتي الصادقات بحياة سعيدة وعلي امل ان نلتقيك قريبا
اخوك
عبدالرحيم
عضو بورداب الدوحة
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Re: Types Of Women LOOOOOOOOOL (Re: Hozy)
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الاخ عبدالرحيم
تحياتي
وشكرا ليك
أخي والله نحن الذين قصرنا، فقد كان من المخطط له أن يتم دعوة جميع بورداب الدوحة لكن ظروف الفاتح وظروف عملي الإنت عارفها، وحاجات تانية حامياني
حالت دون أن نتمكن من دعوتكم، والعتبى لك حتى ترضى
وياريت ننظم شيء، عند وصول زوجة الأخ إيهاب
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فيها
زيكووو، بالله الإجابة رسلها على الماسنجر عشان الزول كان ماعارف أريتو ما عرف
أو سيبها لمان أجي عندك
هوزي
يعني البت ما عارفة هي في يا تو
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