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 Re: في حب "بل جيتس" (Re: MXB6N)
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This is GREAT!
If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident, he might find himself being
sized up by ... "
...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to
send you to Heaven or Hell.
After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost
every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm
going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to
let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
... said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help
you make a decision."
"Fine, but where should I go first?"
.... said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."
Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."
So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in
the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the
temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told
,,,.
"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"
"Fine," said ..., and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds,
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not
as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told ....
"Fine," retorted .., "as you desire."
So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, ... decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how
he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned
and tortured by demons.
"How's everything going, Bill?" ... asked.
Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is
awful; this is NOT what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What
happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women
playing in the water?"
... says, "That was the screen saver."
(عدل بواسطة eyes of liberty on 02-28-2002, 00:56 AM)
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