Bush Stamp

Bush became a HERO,he wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it,so,he instructed his aides to issue the stamp in high quality.The stamps are created,printed and released.Bush is very pleased,but within a few days,he is hearing comolains that the stamp is not sticking,and he became infuriated and ordered an investigation.They investigated many post offices and reporeted to him stating that
" There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp,the problem is people are spitting on the wrong side"