Husband & Wife - Why break up

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
You looked troubled, I told my friend, "what's your problem
He replied, "I'm going to be a father
But that's wonderful, I said
What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet


Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One year after my death I want you to marry Samey Samey! But he is your enemy
Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now


Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man


Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife run around barking Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same Service


Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but I have ever said anything bad about him


Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well Enough


Husband & Wife - No Answer Back
A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our neighbors and nobody dares answer her One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back

Salamat

Thank you for the great laugh. These are very
funny ones. I liked the one below the most, might
be tempted to do the same to my enemies, LOL

Quote: Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after my death I want you to marry Samey Samey! But he is your enemy Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now

zoul ibn zoul
thanks for the comments I also do like that one