Types of woman

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Hard-disk woman: She remembers everything, forever.

RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.


Internet woman: Difficult to access.

Server woman: Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-Mail woman: Every ten thing she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus woman: Also know as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you to uninstall her you will loss something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

Computer Age love letter

A man loved a girl who studies computer science. He sent her a letter saying:

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MY COMPUTER Believe me it is true

You installed the best in me. Your picture is always in my background. You clicked my heart gently. You drive me crazy when I see you. Your love reset my life and deleted all sadness in me. You restored my kindness after I thought it was corrupted. I’m always connected to you with more than 56heartbeats per second. You hacked my brain and registered your name in it. You are the only one that could navigate my feelings and explore my emotions at same time. I feel lost when I try to call you and you are not responding.

I always feel you to me when I shut down my eyes, or when my windows waiting for you to pass. You are the only one that can log into my heart and never! Log out. I dream of being your only server as I live. You don’t have to search for me, cause we are always linked to each other. I see your name everywhere, my front page, my homepage and all my software. I scanned my life and found that I’m only infected by you. You are the virus I’d never remove, and why should I do? You formatted my life and added happiness to view. Believe me it is true …I love you more than my CPU.