نكتة بايخة ..............

كل عام وانتم بخير, اعادة الله علينا ونحن ننعم بالصحة والعافية والفراش ( بفتحة الفاء) الكثير


George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war.



After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand

and
George asks him what his name is.



"Billy."



"And what is your question, Billy?"



"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And
third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies
that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --
question time. Who has a question?"



Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him

what his name is.



"Steve."



"And what is your question, Steve?"



"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess

bell go 20 minutes early? And fifth, where's Billy?"