ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!

ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!


01-24-2007, 11:51 AM


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Title: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 11:51 AM
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ูˆ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู†ุง ...

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Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 11:57 AM
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WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS

Part I



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Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:01 PM
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Part II



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Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:06 PM
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Part III



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Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:09 PM
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Part IV


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Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:11 PM
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Part V



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Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:36 PM
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ูˆู‚ุงู… ุฃุญุฏ ุงู„ุจู†ูˆูƒ ( ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุตุฏูŠู‚) ุจู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฃุนู„ุงู†:

ู†ู‡ูŠุจ ุจุงู„ุณุงุฏุฉ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ุงุก ุฃู† ุงู„ุจู†ูƒ ู‚ุฏ ู‚ุงู… ุจุนู…ู„ ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุงุช ุฌุฏูŠุฏุฉ
ู„ูƒูŠ ูŠุชู…ูƒู† ุงู„ุนู…ู„ุงุก ู…ู† ุณุญุจ ุงู„ู†ู‚ูˆุฏ ุฏูˆู† ุงู„ุญุงุฌุฉ ู…ู†ู‡ู… ุฅู„ู‰ ู…ุบุงุฏุฑุฉ ุนุฑุจุงุชู‡ู…

ู‡ุฐุง ูˆ ุจุนุฏ ู…ุจุงุญุซุงุช ุงุณุชู…ุฑุช ุนุฏุฉ ุดู‡ูˆุฑ ุชู… ุงู„ุงุชูุงู‚ ุนู„ู‰ ูˆุถุน ุฅุฑุดุงุฏุงุช ู„ูƒูŠููŠุฉ ุงุณุชุฎุฏุงู… ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ ู„ูƒู„ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฐูƒูˆุฑ ูˆ ุงู„ุฅู†ุงุซ
"ู†ุฑุฌูˆ ู…ู† ุงู„ุณุงุฏุฉ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ุงุก ุงุชุจุงุน ุงู„ุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ ุงู„ู…ู„ุงุฆู…ุฉ ู„ูƒู„ ู†ูˆุน"



ุฃูˆู„ุงู‹: ุงู„ู€ุฐูƒู€ูˆุฑ

1- ู‚ู ุจุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฌูˆุงุฑ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ

2- ุงูุชุญ ู†ุงูุฐุฉ ุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ

3- ุถุน ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ ูู‰ ุงู„ู…ูƒุงู† ุงู„ู…ุฎุตุต ุซู… ุฃุฏุฎู„ ุงู„ูƒูˆุฏ ุงู„ุณุฑูŠ

4- ุฃุฏุฎู„ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ ุงู„ู…ุทู„ูˆุจ ุณุญุจู‡

5- ุงุณุญุจ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ, ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ ูˆุงู„ุฅูŠุตุงู„

6- ุงุบู„ู‚ ุงู„ู†ุงูุฐุฉ

7- ู‚ุฏ ุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ





ุซุงู†ูŠุงูŽ: ุงู„ุฅู†ู€ู€ุงุซ

1- ู‚ูˆุฏูŠ ุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ

2- ุนูˆุฏูŠ ู„ู„ุฎู„ู ู‚ู„ูŠู„ุงู‹ ุญุชู‰ ุชุตุจุญ ุงู„ู†ุงูุฐุฉ ุจู…ุญุงุฐุงุฉ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ

3- ุงุฑูุนูŠ ูุฑุงู…ู„ ุงู„ูŠุฏ, ุงูุชุญูŠ ุงู„ู†ุงูุฐุฉ

4- ุงูุฑุบูŠ ู…ุญุชูˆูŠุงุช ุญู‚ูŠุจุชูƒ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ู‚ุนุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฌุงูˆุฑ ุฅู„ู‰ ุฃู† ุชุฌุฏูŠ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ

5- ุฅู†ู‡ูŠ ู…ูƒุงู„ู…ุชูƒ ุงู„ุชู„ูŠููˆู†ูŠุฉ ู…ุน ูˆุนุฏ ู…ุญุฏุซูƒ ุจุฅูƒู…ุงู„ ุงู„ู…ูƒุงู„ู…ุฉ ููŠ ูˆู‚ุช ู„ุงุญู‚

6- ุญุงูˆู„ูŠ ุฅุฏุฎุงู„ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ ููŠ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ

7- ุงูุชุญูŠ ุงู„ุจุงุจ ู„ู…ุญุงูˆู„ุฉ ุงู„ูˆุตูˆู„ ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ ู„ุจุนุฏ ุณูŠุงุฑุชูƒ ุนู†ู‡ุง

8- ุฃุฏุฎู„ูŠ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ

9- ุนุงูˆุฏูŠ ุฅุฏุฎุงู„ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ ุจุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ ุตุญูŠุญุฉ

10- ุงุจุญุซูŠ ูู‰ ุญู‚ูŠุจุชูƒ ุนู† ู…ููƒุฑุชูƒ ูˆ ุงู„ุชูŠ ุจู‡ุง ุงู„ูƒูˆุฏ ุงู„ุณุฑูŠ

11- ุฃุฏุฎู„ูŠ ุงู„ูƒูˆุฏ

12- ุงุถุบุทูŠ ุฅู„ุบุงุก ุซู… ุฃุฏุฎู„ูŠ ุงู„ูƒูˆุฏ ุงู„ุตุญูŠุญ

13- ุฃุฏุฎู„ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ ุงู„ู…ุทู„ูˆุจ ุณุญุจู‡

14- ุชุฃูƒุฏูŠ ู…ู† ุชู…ุงู… ุฒูŠู†ุชูƒ ูู‰ ู…ุฑุขุฉ ุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ

15- ุงุณุญุจูŠ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ ูˆ ุงู„ุฅูŠุตุงู„

16- ุฃูุฑุบูŠ ู…ุญุชูˆูŠุงุช ุญู‚ูŠุจุชูƒ ู…ุฑุฉ ุฃุฎุฑู‰ ุญุชู‰ ุชุฌุฏูŠ ุญุงูุธุฉ ู†ู‚ูˆุฏูƒ.. ุซู… ุถุนูŠ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ ุงู„ู…ุณุญูˆุจ ุจู‡ุง

17- ุฏูˆู†ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุจู„ุบ ุงู„ู…ุณุญูˆุจ ูู‰ ู…ููƒุฑุชูƒ ูˆ ุถุนูŠ ุงู„ุฅูŠุตุงู„ ููŠ ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠุจุฉ

18- ุฃุนูŠุฏูŠ ุงู„ุชุฃูƒุฏ ู…ู† ุฒูŠู†ุชูƒ

19- ู‚ูˆุฏูŠ ุงู„ุณูŠุงุฑุฉ ู„ู…ุณุงูุฉ 0.5 ู…ุชุฑ ูู‚ุท

20- ุนูˆุฏูŠ ู„ู„ูˆุฑุงุก ุฅู„ู‰ ุงู„ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ ู…ุฑุฉ ุฃุฎุฑู‰

21- ุงุณุญุจูŠ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ

22- ุฃูุฑุบูŠ ู…ุญุชูˆูŠุงุช ุงู„ุญู‚ูŠุจุฉ ู…ุฑุฉ ุซุงู„ุซุฉ ูˆ ุถุนูŠ ุงู„ุจุทุงู‚ุฉ ููŠ ุงู„ุญุงูุธุฉ ุงู„ุฎุงุตุฉ ุจู‡ุง

23- ุฃุฑู…ู‚ูŠ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ุงู„ู…ู†ุชุธุฑ ูˆุฑุงุกูƒ ุจู†ุธุฑุฉ ุงุฒุฏุฑุงุก

24- ุดุบู„ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุญุฑูƒ

25- ุฃุนูŠุฏูŠ ู…ูƒุงู„ู…ุฉ ู…ุญุฏุซูƒ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู‡ุงุชู

26- ู‚ูˆุฏูŠ ุณูŠุงุฑุชูƒ ู„ู…ุณุงูุฉ 2-3 ูƒู…

27- ุฃู†ุฒู„ูŠ ูุฑุงู…ู„ ุงู„ูŠุฏ




ูŠุง ุญุณูŠู† .. ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ููˆู‚ ุฏู‡ ู…ู† ุตุฏูŠู‚... ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ู…ุง ู…ูู†ู‘ููŠ ุฒูŠ ู…ุง ุจูŠู‚ูˆู„ ุฒูŠุฏุงู† ( ุงู„ูู†ุงู†).

Post: #7
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุงู†ูˆุฑ ุชุงุฌ ุงู„ุณุฑ
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:13 PM
Parent: #3

ู…ู„ุงุณูŠุŒ
ุดุงูŠููƒ ุงุชุฎุตุตุช ููŠ ู†ู‚ู„ ุงู„ู„ุงูุชุงุช ูˆ ุงู„ุฏูŠุจุงุฌุงุชุŒ ูˆ ุจู‚ูŠุช ูƒู…ุงู† ุจุชุงุน ู…ูˆุงุฏ ู…ุดุนุฉ! ุงุนู…ู„ ุญุณุงุจูƒ ู…ู† ุงู„ู‚ู†ุงุจู„ ุงู„ู‚ุฐุฑุฉ.

Post: #9
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ูˆู„ูŠุฏ ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุจุงุฑูƒ
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:37 PM
Parent: #7


Post: #12
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Yassir Tayfour
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:04 PM
Parent: #9


as a feminist!
ุฃุทุงู„ุจ:
ุงู„ุจุงุดู…ู‡ู†ุฏุณ ุญุณูŠู† ู…ู„ุงุณูŠ
ูˆุงู„ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ูŠ ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถูŠ ุญุงู…ุฏ
ุฅุนุชุฐุงุฑุงู‹ (ูƒุฑูˆูƒูŠุงู‹)
ู„ุชุนุฏูŠู‡ู… (ุงู„ู…ุงูƒุฑ) ุนู„ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ุงู„ุนุงู„ู…ูŠุฉ
ูˆุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงู†ูŠุฉ ุจุตูุฉ ุฎุงุตุฉ
ูˆู†ุดุฑู‡ู… ู…ูˆุงุฏ ู…ู† ุดุฃู†ู‡ุง ุฃู† ุชุฒูŠุฏ ุฑู‚ุนุฉ ุงู„ุนุฒูˆุจูŠุฉ
ููŠ ุงู„ุจู„ุงุฏ..

ุงู„ุชูˆู‚ูŠุน:
ุนุงุฒุจ ูˆููŠู…ู†ุณุชุŒ ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ

Post: #15
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:23 PM
Parent: #12

ูŠุงุณุฑ ุทูŠููˆุฑุŒ
ุจุทู‘ูู„ ุงู„ู„ุฎุจุชู‡ ูˆุงู„ูุชู† ุงู„ู†ุงุฆู…ู‡ุŒ

ูˆุฃูˆุถุญ ุฐู„ูƒ ูƒู…ุง ูŠู„ูŠ:
1- ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุฏู‡ ุนู„ู‰ ู„ุณุงู† (ุตุฏูŠู‚) ููŠ ุงูŠู…ูŠู„.( ูŠุนู†ูŠ ุฃู†ุง ู…ุฌุฑู‘ุฏ ู…ูˆุตู„ ู„ู„ุญุฑุงุฑู‡)
2- ู…ู† ุงู„ูˆุงุถุญ ุฃู† ุงู„ู…ุนู†ูŠุงุช ููŠ ุงู„ู…ูˆุถูˆุน ู„ุณู† ุจุณูˆุฏุงู†ูŠุงุช .. ุฃู†ุง ู…ุงุดูุช ูATM (ู…ุงูƒูŠู†ุฉ ุตุฑู) ููŠ ุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงู†.
3- ูู‡ู…ุช ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ูƒุชูˆุจ ุฃู† ุงู„ู†ุณุงุก ูŠุชู‚ู†ู‘ ุงู„ุชุนุงู…ู„ ู…ุน ุงู„ู…ุงู„ ุนู„ู‰ ุทุฑูŠู‚ุฉ (ููŠ ุงู„ุนุฌู„ู‡ ุงู„ู†ุฏุงู…ู‡ ูˆููŠ ุงู„ุฑูƒุดู‡ ุงุจุชุณุงู…ู‡).
4- ุจุงุนุชุจุงุฑูƒ ููŠู…ูŠู†ูŠุณุช ุฃุนุฒุจ ูุดู‡ุงุฏุชูƒ ู…ุฌุฑูˆุญุฉ ุŒ ู„ูƒู† ู†ุญู† ุงู„ููŠู…ูŠู†ูŠุฒู… ุฏู‡ ู†ุญู† ุณูŠุงุฏูˆ ูˆุนู† (ุฏุฑุงูŠู‡).
ุนุงุดุช ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ูˆุงู„ู…ู†ุงุถู„ูŠู† ู„ุฃุฌู„ ู…ุทุงู„ุจู‡ุง.
ุญุณูŠู† ุฃู…ุณุญ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุฏู‡ (ุจู…ุง ููŠู‡ูˆ ูƒู„ุงู… "ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ" ). ุงู„ุณู†ู‡ ุงู„ุฌุงูŠู‡.
ุชุญุงูŠุงูŠ ูŠุง ูŠุงุณุฑ ุฃู†ุง ุณูƒุชู‘ ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุจูŠุญู„ ุญุณูŠู† ู…ู† ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ู‡ ุดู†ูˆุŸ

Post: #32
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ูุงุฑูˆู‚ ุญุงู…ุฏ ู…ุญู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 04:40 PM
Parent: #12

Quote: as a feminist!
ุฃุทุงู„ุจ:
ุงู„ุจุงุดู…ู‡ู†ุฏุณ ุญุณูŠู† ู…ู„ุงุณูŠ
ูˆุงู„ู…ุณุชุดุงุฑ ุงู„ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ูŠ ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถูŠ ุญุงู…ุฏ
ุฅุนุชุฐุงุฑุงู‹ (ูƒุฑูˆูƒูŠุงู‹)
ู„ุชุนุฏูŠู‡ู… (ุงู„ู…ุงูƒุฑ) ุนู„ูŠ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ุงู„ุนุงู„ู…ูŠุฉ
ูˆุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงู†ูŠุฉ ุจุตูุฉ ุฎุงุตุฉ
ูˆู†ุดุฑู‡ู… ู…ูˆุงุฏ ู…ู† ุดุฃู†ู‡ุง ุฃู† ุชุฒูŠุฏ ุฑู‚ุนุฉ ุงู„ุนุฒูˆุจูŠุฉ
ููŠ ุงู„ุจู„ุงุฏ..

ุงู„ุชูˆู‚ูŠุน:
ุนุงุฒุจ ูˆููŠู…ู†ุณุชุŒ ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ



ูŠุงุณุฑ ุทูŠููˆุฑ


ู†ุงุณ ุฒุนู„ุงู†ุฉ ุฎู„ูŠู‡ู… ููŠ ุญุงู„ู‡ู… ุจุงู„ู„ู‡ !!!!!!!!

Post: #19
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:05 PM
Parent: #2

ุฎุชูุช ุนูƒุงุฒู‰ ุงู„ู…ุถุจุจ ูˆูู‰ ุฑุงุณูˆ ุตุงู…ูˆู„ุฉ ูˆุฌูŠุชูƒ ุทุงูŠุฑ ุฏุงูŠุฑ ุงุถุฑุจูƒ ุถุฑุจ ุงู„ุญุณุงุฏุฉ ูˆุฃุญู…ูŠูƒ ุชู‚ู„ุจ ุงู„ุดู‡ุงุฏุฉ ุนู„ุง ู„ู‚ูŠุช ุงู„ู…ูˆุถูˆุน ุดูŠุชุง ูƒุซุฑ!
ุดุญูƒุฑ ุนู„ู‰ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุงู‡ุฏุงุก ูˆู„ูŠูƒ ุนู„ู‰ ุงุฎู„ู‰ ููˆู‚ ูƒูŠุชุง ู„ูƒู„ ุฌู†ุฏุฑูŠุฉ ูˆููŠู…ู†ูŠุณุช
ุฌู†ู‰

Post: #20
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:06 PM
Parent: #2

Loooooool
Good order good Logic


Donot trust any thing that bleeds for five days and doesnot die!



jini

Post: #10
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:53 PM
Parent: #1






Post: #11
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 12:59 PM
Parent: #10

!!

Post: #13
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:14 PM
Parent: #11


Post: #17
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุงู†ูˆุฑ ุชุงุฌ ุงู„ุณุฑ
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:44 PM
Parent: #13

ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ุชุญูŠุงุชูŠุŒ

ุงู†ุดุงุก ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุชูƒูˆู†ูŠ ุตุงุจุฑุฉ ูƒู…ุงู†. ู…ุง ุนูŠุฒ ุงุฒูŠุฏ ู„ูŠูƒ ู…ูƒู†ุชูƒ ูˆ ุงู‚ูˆู„ ุนู† ุงู„3 ....

Post: #113
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Abdelrahman Elegeil
Date: 01-28-2007, 10:57 PM
Parent: #13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWGA8i6scYY&mode=related&search=#

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3Eam5FX58&NR#

Post: #14
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:21 PM
Parent: #1


Post: #16
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:30 PM
Parent: #14

ุฃู†ุง ู…ุนุงูƒ ูŠุงู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ู‡
No woman no CRY

Post: #18
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 01:45 PM
Parent: #16

ุงู„ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ โ€“ ูƒุงู†ุช โ€“ ู†ุงุฆู…ุฉ .. ุจุงุฑูƒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ููŠ ู…ู† ุฃูŠู‚ุธู‡ุง!!

Post: #22
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:11 PM
Parent: #18

ูŠุง ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ูˆ ุฏู‡ ุจุฑุถูˆ MEN ุŸ

Post: #24
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:16 PM
Parent: #22

Quote: ูƒูŠู ูŠุณุนุฏ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ


ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ุฃู† ูŠูƒูˆู†
1. ุตุฏูŠู‚
2.ุฑููŠู‚
3. ุญุจูŠุจ
4. ุฃุฎ
5. ุฃุจ
6. ุณูŠุฏ
7. ุฑุฆูŠุณ
8. ูƒู‡ุฑุจุงุฆูŠ
9. ู†ุฌุงุฑ
10. ุณุจุงูƒ
11. ู…ูŠูƒุงู†ูŠูƒูŠ
12. ู…ุตู…ู… ุฏูŠูƒูˆุฑ
13. ุตุงุญุจ ุฃุณู„ูˆุจ
14. ุทุจูŠุจ ู†ูุณูŠ
15. ู…ุจูŠุฏ ุญุดุฑุงุช
16.ุทุจูŠุจ ู…ุนุงู„ุฌ
17. ู…ุณุชู…ุน
18. ู…ุฑุชุจ
19. ู†ุธูŠู ุฌุฏุง
20. ุนุงุทููŠ
21. ุฑูŠุงุถูŠ
22. ุฏุงูุฆ
23. ูŠู‚ุธ ูˆู…ุชู†ุจู‡
24. ุฃู†ูŠู‚
25. ุฐูƒูŠ
26. ู…ุฑุญ
27. ู…ุจุฏุน
28. ุญุณุงุณ
29. ู‚ูˆูŠ
30. ูŠุชูู‡ู…
31. ูŠุชุญู…ู„
32. ู…ุชุนู‚ู„
33. ุทู…ูˆุญ
34. ู‚ุงุฏุฑ ูˆู…ุคู‡ู„
35. ุดุฌุงุน
36. ู…ุตู…ู…
37. ุตุงุฏู‚
38. ูŠุนุชู…ุฏ ุนู„ูŠู‡
39. ูŠู…ุฏุญู‡ุง ุจุงู†ุชุธุงู…
40. ูŠุญุจ ุงู„ุชุณูˆู‚
41. ู…ุญุชุฑู…
42. ุบู†ูŠ ุฌุฏุง
43. ู„ุง ูŠุฑูุน ุถุบุทู‡ุง
44. ู„ุง ูŠู†ุธุฑ ู„ุบูŠุฑู‡ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ุจู†ุงุช
ููŠ ู†ูุณ ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ุงู† ูŠูุนู„ ู…ุง ูŠู„ูŠ
ูŠุนุทูŠู‡ุง ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ุงู†ุชุจุงู‡ ูˆู„ูƒู† ูŠุชูˆู‚ุน ุงู„ู‚ู„ูŠู„ ู„ู†ูุณู‡
ุงุนุทุงุฆู‡ุง ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ูˆู‚ุช ุฎุงุตุฉ ูˆู‚ุช ู„ู‡ุง ู„ูˆุญุฏู‡ุง
ุงุนุทุงุฆู‡ุง ุงู„ูƒุซูŠุฑ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุณุงุญุฉ ูˆู„ุง ุชู‚ู„ู‚ ุนู„ูŠู‡ุง ุฃูŠู†ู…ุง ุฐู‡ุจุช
ุนู…ุฑูƒ ุงุจุฏุง ู„ุง ุชู†ุณู‰ :ุฃุนูŠุงุฏ ุงู„ู…ูŠู„ุงุฏ, ุงู„ุฐูƒุฑู‰ ุงู„ุณู†ูˆูŠุฉ, ุงู„ุชุฑุชูŠุจุงุช ุงู„ุชูŠ ุชุนุฏู‡ุง ู‡ูŠ

ูƒูŠู ุชุณุนุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„:

1. ุชุชุฑูƒู‡ ููŠ ุญุงู„ู‡


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Post: #25
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:17 PM
Parent: #18

ูˆุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุฃูŠุถุง ุฃู†ู‡ู† ูŠุชุจู†ูŠู† ุงู„ู…ุฎุทุท ุงู„ูˆุงุฑุฏ ููŠ ุดุฑุงุก ุงู„ุญุงุฌุงุช ู…ู† GAP ุจุชุงุนุช ุญุณูŠู† ุฃุนู„ุงู‡ ููŠ ูƒู„ ุดุฆุŒ ู‚ู„ุช ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ุฃุดุฑุญ ูŠุง ุฃู…ูŠู‚ูˆ ุŒ ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ู…ุงู…ูƒู† ูŠู‚ูˆู„ูˆ ุงู„ุฏุงูŠุฑุงุชู†ูˆ ุนุฏูŠู„ ุŒ ู‚ู„ุช ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ุฃูุฑุฒ ูŠุง ุฏูŠุฌุงู†ู‚ูˆ ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุจูŠู„ูู‘ูˆ ูˆูŠุฏูˆู‘ุฑูˆ ููŠ ุฃูŠ ุดู‰ ูŠุนู†ูŠ ู‡ู† ุฃู‡ู„ ุงู„ู„ูˆู„ูˆู‡. ุจุงู„ู„ู‡ ุดูˆููˆุง ุงู„ุธุงู„ู… ุฏู‡ ู…ุด ุญู‚ู‘ูˆ ุฃูƒู„ู‘ูู… ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ุนุงุฏู„ ุณู…ูŠุฑ ุŸ ุฃูˆ ุบูˆู†ุฒุงู„ูŠุฒุง ุฑุฒ ุŒ ุจูŠ ู†ุธูŠุฑ ุŒ ูุซุงุชุดุฑ ุŒ ุฎุงู„ุฏู‡ ุถูŠุงุก ุŒ ุญุณูŠู†ู‡ ูˆุงุฌุฏ ุŒ ุบูˆู„ุฏุง ู…ุงุฆูŠุฑ ุŒ ุฃู†ุฏูŠุฑุง ุŒ ุฃู…ูŠู„ุฏุง ( ุงู„ู„ูŠ ูƒุงู† ุนู†ุฏู‡ุง 3000 ุญุฐุงุก) ุŒ ูˆุจุชุงุนุช ุณูŠุฑูŠู„ุงู†ูƒุง ุดู†ูˆ ูƒุฏู‡ ูƒูˆู…ุงุชูˆู†ุฏุฑุง ุจุช ุจุงู†ุฏุงุฑุงู†ุงูŠูƒุง ุฃูˆ ุงู„ูƒู†ุฏุงูƒู‡.
ุชุนุฑู ูŠุง ุญุณูŠู† ุฃู†ุง ูƒู†ุช ูุงูƒุฑ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ููˆู‚ ุฏูŠู„ ุจุณ ู‡ู† ุงู„ู„ูŠ ูƒุงู†ู† ู…ุชูˆู„ูŠุงุช ุงู„ุณู„ุทุฉ ูˆุญุงูƒู…ุงุช ุงู„ุจุดุฑ .. ุดูˆู ุฌู‡ู„ูŠ ุจุงู„ู„ู‡.

Post: #30
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 04:19 PM
Parent: #18

Quote: ุงู„ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ โ€“ ูƒุงู†ุช โ€“ ู†ุงุฆู…ุฉ .. ุจุงุฑูƒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ููŠ ู…ู† ุฃูŠู‚ุธู‡ุง!!


ุนุดุงู† ูƒุฏุง ุฌูุจุชูŽ ู…ุนุงูƒ...ูˆู„ูŠ ุฃู…ุฑูƒ.. ุŸุŸ!!!


Post: #33
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ูุงุฑูˆู‚ ุญุงู…ุฏ ู…ุญู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 04:54 PM
Parent: #14




Quote: Menopause



ูƒู…ุงู† ุญุชู‰ ุฏู‡ ุฏุงูŠุฑูŠู† ุชุฏุฑุนูˆู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุฑุฌุงู„


ุงู„ุฒู…ู† ูˆู„ูŠุณ ุงู„ุฑุฌู„ ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุนุฏูˆ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ ู„ู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ !!!!!




ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุง ู…ู€ู€ู…ู€ู€ูƒู€ู€ู€ูˆู†ู€ู€ู€ุฉ

Post: #21
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: esam gabralla
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:09 PM
Parent: #1

ูŠุญูƒู‰ ุงู†ูˆ ุชู„ุงุชุฉ ุฑุฌุงู„ ู‚ุงุนุฏูŠู† ูŠุชูˆู†ุณูˆุง ุนู† ุทุงุนุฉ ู†ุณุงุฆู‡ู… ู„ู‡ู… ูˆ ู‡ูŠุจุชู‡ู… ู„ุฑุฌุงู„ู‡ู…..
(1): ู„ู…ุง ุงุฎุด ุงู„ุจูŠุช ุงู„ู…ุฑุฉ ุจุชุฏุณุง ูˆ ู…ุง ุจุชู…ุฑู‚ ุงู„ุง ุงู†ุงุฏูŠู‡ุง...
(2): ู…ุฑุชู‰ ู„ู…ุง ุงุฌู‰ ุจุชู‚ู„ุน ู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฌุฒู…ุฉ ูˆ ุชุบุณู„ ู„ู‰ ุฑุฌูˆู„ู‰
(3):ู‡ุงุงุง.. ุงู…ุจุงุฑุญ ุฏู‰ ู…ุฑุชู‰ ุฑูƒุนุช ู„ู‰ !!!
(1) ูˆ(2) ุจุงุณุชุนุฌุงุจ: ุฑูƒุนุช ู„ูŠูƒุŸ ูƒูŠู ุนู…ู„ุชู‡ุง ุฏู‰ุŸ
(3): ุฑูƒุนุช ุชู‚ูˆู„ ู„ู‰ "ู„ูˆ ุฑุงุฌู„ ุงุทู„ุน ู…ู† ุชุญุช ุงู„ุณุฑูŠุฑ"!!!

ุจุนูŠุฏุง ุนู† ุงู„stereotyping ูˆ ุงู„sexism

ู…ู† ุชุฑูƒุน ู„ู‡ ุฒูˆุฌุชู‡ ุฒู‰ ุงุฎูˆู†ุง ุงุนู„ุงู‡...

ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ... ูˆ ุตุงุจุฑุฉ ุงู„ุธุงู‡ุฑ ุนู„ูŠูƒ ูƒู†ุช ู…ุณุชู†ูŠุฉ ุงู„ูุฑุตุฉ ุฏู‰... ุงู‡ุง ุงู„ุบุดูŠู… ู…ู„ุงุณูŠ ุงุฏุงูƒ ู„ูŠู‡ุง ... ุงุชูุดูŠ ูˆ ู„ุง ูŠู‡ู…ูƒ.... ูˆ ุนู†ุฏูƒ ุญู‚...

ุงู„ู„ุฐูŠุฐ ูŠุงุณุฑ

Quote: ุนุงุฒุจ ูˆููŠู…ู†ุณุชุŒ ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ


ุดูุช ู„ูŠูƒ ูˆุงุญุฏ ู…ุชุฒูˆุฌ ูู…ู†ุณุชุŸุŸุŸุŸ ุงู‰ ูู…ู†ุณุช ูŠุง ุงู…ุฑุงุฉ ูŠุง ุนุฒุงุจูŠ ( ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ ) ...
ุฐูƒุฑุชู†ู‰ ุจูŠ ุนุฒุงุจู‰ ุฏู‰ุŒ ูˆุงุญุฏ ุจุณุงู„ ููŠ ุงู„ุชุงู†ู‰: ุงุณู…ุนุŒุงู„ุฌู…ุงุนุฉ ุงู„ุฑุญู„ูˆ ู‡ู†ุง ุฏูŠู„ ู†ุงุณ ูˆ ู„ุง ุนุฒุงุจุฉ !!!!!!


ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถูŠ ....
Quote: ุจุทู‘ูู„ ุงู„ู„ุฎุจุชู‡ ูˆุงู„ูุชู† ุงู„ู†ุงุฆู…ู‡ุŒ

ู„ูƒู† ู†ุญู† ุงู„ููŠู…ูŠู†ูŠุฒู… ุฏู‡ ู†ุญู† ุณูŠุงุฏูˆ ูˆุนู† (ุฏุฑุงูŠู‡).


ุจูŠ ุตุฑุงุญุฉ ุฏู‰ ููŠู…ู†ูŠุฒู… ูˆ ู„ุง ุฎูˆูู‡ ....

ู…ุง ุจุฑุงูƒ ... ู…ุนุงูƒ ุฌู…ูˆุน ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุฑุนุจูŠู† ูˆ ุงู„ุฎุงุฆููŠู†

Post: #23
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุนุจุฏ ุงู„ู…ู†ุนู… ุณู„ูŠู…ุงู†
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:15 PM
Parent: #1

Quote: ู…ุนุงูƒ ุฌู…ูˆุน ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุฑุนุจูŠู† ูˆ ุงู„ุฎุงุฆููŠู†



ูˆุงุถูŠู ู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงุฎูˆู†ุง ุนุตุงู… ูŠุง ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถูŠ


ุงู„ู…ุฑุฌููŠู† ูˆุงู„ู…ู‚ุฑุถูŠู†



ู…ู…ูƒู†ูˆู†ุฉ ุจุงุฑูƒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ููŠ ุงู„ุฐูŠ ุญุฑูƒ ู…ูƒู†ุงุชูƒ


ู…ูˆุฏุชูŠ

ู…ู†ุนู…

Post: #26
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:28 PM
Parent: #23

Quote: ุดูุช ู„ูŠูƒ ูˆุงุญุฏ ู…ุชุฒูˆุฌ ูู…ู†ุณุชุŸุŸุŸุŸ ุงู‰ ูู…ู†ุณุช ูŠุง ุงู…ุฑุงุฉ ูŠุง ุนุฒุงุจูŠ ( ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ ) ...


ูŠุงุนุตุงู… ..
ูŠุงุฎูŠ ูŠุงุณุฑ ุฏู‡ ู…ุงุนู†ุฏูˆ ููƒุฑู‡ ุŒ ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ู„ูˆ ุงุชุฒูˆุฌ ุญุง ูŠุญุณ ุฌู…ุงู„ ุงู„ุฒูˆุงุฌ ูˆูŠุนุฑุณ ุชุงู†ูŠ ูˆุชุงู„ุช ูˆูŠุจู‚ู‰ ููŠู…ูŠู†ุณุช ุจุฑุชุจุฉ ู…ุงุฑุดุงู„.

ุฃูƒุฑุฑ ู…ู‚ูˆู„ุฉ (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ููŠ ุดุฑุญ ุญุงู„ู‡ (ู‚ุจู„ ูˆุจุนุฏ) ูู‚ุงู„ ุงู†ู‡ ู‚ุจู„ ุงู„ุฒูˆุงุฌ ูƒุงู† ูŠู…ู„ูƒ ุนุดุฑุฉ ู‚ู…ุตุงู† ููŠ ูƒู„ ู‚ู…ูŠุต ุฒุฑุงุฑุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏู‡ ูˆุจุนุฏ ุงู„ุฒูˆุงุฌ ุฃุตุจุญ ูŠู…ุชู„ูƒ ู‚ู…ูŠุตุง ูˆุงุญุฏุง ุจู‡ ุนุดุฑุฉ ( ุฒุฑุงูŠุฑ) .. ูŠุนู†ูŠ ู„ู„ุฑู‚ุจู‡ .. ุดูุช (ุงู„ุฒุฑุฒุฑู‡) ูƒูŠู..
ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠุง (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ)..

Post: #28
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Yassir Tayfour
Date: 01-24-2007, 03:09 PM
Parent: #26


ุงู„ุนุฒูŠุฒ ูˆุฏ ุฌุจุฑุงู„ู„ู‡ุŒ ุนุตุงู…
ู‚ุทุนุช ู…ุตุงุฑูŠุจู†ูŠ ู…ู† ุงู„ุถุญูƒ
ูˆุงุญุฏ ู‚ุงู„ ูŠุง ุญู„ูŠู„ ุงู„ู†ุณูˆุงู† ุฒู…ุงู†ุ›
ุชู‚ูˆู„: ุดุŒ ู‚ุจุงู„ ู…ุง ุชุชู…ู‡ุง
ุชู‚ูˆู„ ู„ูŠูƒ: ุดุงูŠ ูˆู„ุง ุดุนูŠุฑูŠุฉ..
ู‡ุณูŠ ุชู‚ูˆู„ ุด ูˆู‚ุจู„ ู…ุง ุชุชู… ุงู„ุญุฑู ุงู„ุฃูˆู„
ุชู‚ูˆู„ ู„ูŠูƒ: shut up
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ุจู…ู†ุงุณุจุฉ ุงู„ุนุฒุงุจุฉ:
ุฃุฎูˆูƒ ุณุงูƒู† ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ููŠ ุนู…ุงุฑุฉ ุนุฒุงุจุฉ
ู…ู‚ุณู…ุฉ ู„ุฅุณุชูˆุฏูŠูˆู‡ุงุช 460 ุดู‚ุฉ
ุณูŠุงุณุฉ ุนูŠุดูˆุง ูุฑุงุฏู‰ุŒ ุณูƒู„ุชูƒู… ุฃู…ู‡ุงุชูƒู…
ุงู„ู…ู‡ู… ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ุจูŠ ู‚ุฏุฑุช ู‚ุงุฏุฑ
ู‚ุฏุฑู†ุง ู†ุนู…ู„ ู…ู† ุงู„ 460 ุดู‚ุฉ ุฏู‰ ุฃุณุฑุฉ..
ูˆุงู„ุฌูŠุฑุงู† ุฒู…ุงู† ูƒุงู†ูˆุง ุจุดุญุฏูˆ ู…ู„ุญ ูˆุฒูŠุชุŒ
ุงู„ุดุญุฏุฉ ู‡ุณูŠ ุจู‚ุชุŒ ู…ู…ูƒู† (ุฃchูˆูƒ) ุฅูŠู…ู„ูŠูŠ!!
ุจู‚ูŠู†ุงุŒ ูŠุงู‚ูˆู„ ุนุซู…ุงู† ุนู…ูŠ
ุนุตุงูŠุฉ ูˆูƒุฑุจุงุฌ
ุนุฒุงุจุฉ ูˆู†ุงุณ...
ุจุนุฏ ุงู„ูˆู‚ูˆู ูƒุซูŠุฑุงู‹ ุนู„ู‰ ู…ุฏุงุฎู„ุงุช ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ุŒ
ุฃูƒุชุดูุช ุฅู†ูˆ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ู„ู…ุง ุชุชุฒูˆุฌ ู…ู† ู‚ุงู†ูˆู†ูŠุŒ
ูˆูƒู…ุงู† ุถู„ูŠุน ุฒูŠ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ุŒ
ุชูู‚ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ู†ุตูŠุจู‡ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ู†ู‚ุฉ ูˆุงู„ุฒุฑุฒุฑุฉ..
ุฃู‡ูˆ ุดูˆู ูƒู„ุงู…ูˆ ูƒู„ ุชุฃูƒูŠุฏ ุฅู†ูˆ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุฏู‡ ูƒู„ุงู… ุตุงุญุจูˆ
ููŠ ุญูŠู† ุงู†ูˆ ุงู„ู‚ุงุถูŠ ูˆุงู„ู…ุฏุงู… ูˆ(ุงู„ุฃูˆุฏูŠู†ุณ)
ุนุงุฑููŠู† ุฏู‡ ุฑุฃูŠู‡...
ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ู‚ุถุงุก ูŠุนู…ู„ ุดู†ูˆ ู…ุน ุงู„ุฌุฑูŠู…ุฉ ุงู„ูƒุงู…ู„ุฉ!!!
ุชุญูŠุงุช ุจุงุณู‚ุฉ ูŠุง ุนุตุงู…
ุจูˆุณุช ุฏู…ูˆ ุฎูŠู ุฎุงู„ุต
ูˆุชุญูŠุงุชู†ุง ู„ูŠ ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰
ูˆุงู„ู…ู‡ู†ุฏุณ ุงู„ุนูƒู„ูŠุช ู…ู„ุงุณูŠ

Post: #27
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 01-24-2007, 02:51 PM
Parent: #1


Post: #29
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 03:46 PM
Parent: #27

ูŠุง ูŠุงุณุฑ ูˆุฏ ุทูŠููˆุฑ..
ูˆุงุญุฏ ู‚ุงู„:
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ูˆุฃู†ุง ุจุงู‚ูˆู„ ู„ูŠูƒ:
ุฌู†ุณ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุฏู‡ ู…ุง ุชุดุชุบู„ ุจูŠู‡ูˆ ูˆุฃู…ุดูŠ ุดูˆู ู„ูŠูƒ ูˆุงุญุฏู‡ ุดุงุนุฑุฉ ูˆูู†ุงู†ู‡ ูˆุงุจุชุณุงู…ุชู‡ุง ุชุถูˆูŠ ุฏูƒุงูƒูŠู† ุจุงุฑู‡ ูˆุตุจูˆุฑู‡ ูˆุจุชุฑูŠุฏูƒ ู„ุฏุฑุฌุฉ idolatory ุŒ ุงู† ุตุญู‘ ุชุตุฑูŠููŠ ู„ู„ูุนู„ idolize ุŒ ูˆุชุญูŠู„ ุฃูŠุงู…ูƒ ุถูŠุงุกุง ู„ุฃู†ู‡ุง ุชุดุชุนู„ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฏุงุฎู„ ุŒ ูŠุนู†ูŠ ูƒู…ุง ุณู…ู‘ุงู‡ุง ุฃุญุฏู‡ู… ( ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ุงู„ู…ุบู†ุณูŠูˆู…). ุจุนุฏ ุฏุงูƒ ุชุนุงู„ ูˆุงุชูƒู„ู‘ู… ู…ุนุงูŠ.. ุฏู‡ ู„ูˆ ู‚ุฏุฑุช ุชุชูƒู„ู… ู…ู† ุฃุตู„ูˆ..
ุญุงุชุฏุนูˆ ู„ูŠ ูŠุง ูŠุงุณุฑ.

Post: #31
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Yassir Tayfour
Date: 01-24-2007, 04:32 PM
Parent: #29


ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰
Quote: ูˆุจุชุฑูŠุฏูƒ ู„ุฏุฑุฌุฉ idolatory

ุฃู†ุง ู„ูˆ ู„ุงู‚ูŠ ูˆุงุญุฏุฉ ุชุฑูŠุฏู†ูŠ idolatryุŒ
ุฃูƒุงู† ุจู‚ูŠุช feminist!!!
ุทูˆุงู„ูŠ ุฃุฎุด ู„ูŠูƒ ููŠ ุฏูˆุฑ ุนุฒูŠุฒ ูˆู‚ุงู„ูŠ
ูˆุฃู…ุดูŠ ุฃู‚ุนุฏ ู…ุน ุฌู…ุงุนุฉ ุนุตุงู… ุฌุจุฑ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุงู„ููˆู‚ ุฏูŠูƒ
ูˆุฃู‚ูˆู„:
ุฒูˆุฌุชูŠ ู„ุง ุชุชู†ูุณ ุญุชูŠ ุชุณุชุฃุฐู†ู†ูŠ
ุดูุช ูƒูŠู ูŠุง ู…ูˆู„ุงูŠ!

ู‚ูŠู„: -ูˆุฅู† ุจุนุถ ุงู„ู‚ูŠู„ ุฅุซู…-
ุญุถุฑ ุดุญุงุฐ ู„ู„ุดูŠุฎ ู…ุตุทูู‰ ุงู„ุฃู…ูŠู†
ูุทู„ุจ ู…ู† ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ุจุนุถุงู‹ ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุงู„
ูˆุญูƒู‰ ุธุฑูู‡ ู„ู„ุดูŠุฎ ุจุฃุฏุจ ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ ุงู„ู…ุนุฏู…
ุงู„ุฐุงู‡ุฏ ููŠ ุงู„ุฏู†ูŠุง
ุงู„ู…ุทูŠุน ู„ู„ู‡ ุณุฑุงู‹ ูˆุฌู‡ุฑุงู‹..
ุงู„ู…ู‡ู… ุจุนุฏ ุฃู† ูุฑุบ ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ ู…ู† ุชูˆุณู„ู‡ุŒ
ูˆุงูู‚ ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ู…ุตุทูู‰ ุงู„ุฃู…ูŠู† ุนู„ู‰ ุทู„ุจู‡ุŒ
ูˆุฃุฑุฏู ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ู…ุตุทูู‰ ู‚ุงุฆู„ุงู‹:
(ุฎู„ุงุต ุชุนุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุจูƒุฑุฉ ุจุฏูŠูƒ ุงู„ู‚ุฑูˆุด)
ู†ู‡ุถ ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃุฑุถ ูˆู‚ุงู„:
ุฌุฒุงูƒ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ุฎูŠุฑุงู‹ ูŠุง ุดูŠุฎ ู…ุตุทูู‰..
ุฃู†ุง ุจูƒุฑุฉ ู…ู† ุงู„ุตุจุงุญ ุจุฌูŠูƒ
ูˆุฃู†ุง ุฃุชูƒู„ุช ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูˆุนู„ูŠูƒ..
ูุฃุซู†ุงุก ู‡ู…ูˆู…ู‡ ุจุงู„ุฎุฑูˆุฌ(ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ)
ู†ุงุฏุงู‡ ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ู…ุตุทูู‰ ุงู„ุฃู…ูŠู†
ูˆู‚ุงู„ ู„ู‡: ุฅุชูƒู„ ุนู„ู‰ ูˆุงุญุฏ ููŠู†ุง
(ูŠู‚ุตุฏ ุงู„ุดูŠุฎ ูŠุง ุฃู†ุง ูŠุง ุงู„ู„ู‡)
ู‚ุงู„ ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ:
ุฎู„ุงุต ุฅุชูƒู„ุช ุนู„ูŠูƒ
ุฃู‡ุง ุฎูˆููŠ ู…ู† ุงู„feminists ุงู„ู‚ุดุฑุฉ
ุงู„ุฒู‰ ุฏูŠู„ ุชู‚ู ุฃู…ุงู…ู‡ู… ุฃุฒูˆุงุฌู‡ู… ูˆู‚ูุฉ ุฐู„ูƒ ุงู„ุดุญุงุฐ
ูˆู‡ู† ูŠุชูˆุณู„ู† ุงู„ุญู†ุงู† ู„ุง ุงู„ู…ุงู„

Quote: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

ูŠุง ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ุฏูŠ so funny and so mean
ูˆู„ูƒู† ุงู„ุนู…ุงุช ุฏูŠู„ ุชุดูˆูู‡ู† (ู…ุชูƒุดุจุงุช) ูƒุดุจ ู…ุจุงู„ุบุฉ ูˆูู‰ ุนู…ุฑ ุงู„ุซู…ุงู†ูŠู† ูˆุฃุฒูŠุฏุŒ ูˆูƒุฃู†ู‡ู† ุฃุฎุฐู† ุนู‡ุฏ ู…ู† ุฅุณุฑุงููŠู„
ูˆู„ุง ู‡ูˆ ุฅุณู…ูˆ ู…ู†ูˆ ู‚ุงุจุถ ุงู„ุฃุฑูˆุงุญ!!
ู„ูƒู† ูู‰ ุงู„ู†ู‡ุงูŠุฉ ู„ุงุฒู… ูŠู‚ุจูู†
ู…ุงู„ู† ุฃูˆู…ุงู„ูˆ ูŠุนุฑุณ ูˆู„ุง ูŠุจูˆุฑ
ุฅุฐุง ูƒุงู† ุฏุงูŠุฑ ูŠูˆุฏูŠู‡ู† ุงู„ุขุฎุฑุฉ
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ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠุญู‚ู‚ ุฏุนูˆุชูƒ ุฏู‰ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฃู‚ู„ุŒ ุงู„ูˆุงุญุฏ ูŠุถู…ู† ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ุญุงุฌุฉ ูŠุชุจูˆุจุฑ ุจูŠู‡ุง
ุชุญูŠุงุชูŠ ุฃุณุชุงุฐูŠ ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ูŠุง ุฑุงูŠุน

Post: #34
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 05:29 PM
Parent: #1


Post: #35
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-24-2007, 05:37 PM
Parent: #34




Need A Crying Shoulder ??
No Problem..!!!
ุณุงุฑุนู† ุจุญุฌุฒ ู†ุณุฎุชูƒู† ู…ู† ุงู„ุขู†..
ุงู„ูƒู…ูŠุฉ ู…ุญุฏูˆุฏุฉ!!!

Post: #36
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-24-2007, 08:50 PM
Parent: #1

here to support Mamkona



A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am
going to make you the Happiest woman in the
world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.

Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill
their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting
on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they need
to wipe.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals


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Post: #37
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-24-2007, 09:10 PM
Parent: #1

The SilentTreatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see

Why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of

paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

Post: #38
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-24-2007, 10:09 PM
Parent: #37

Quote: ุดูุช ู„ูŠูƒ ูˆุงุญุฏ ู…ุชุฒูˆุฌ ูู…ู†ุณุชุŸุŸุŸุŸ
ุงู‰ ูู…ู†ุณุช ูŠุง ุงู…ุฑุงุฉ ูŠุง ุนุฒุงุจูŠ ( ุญุชูŠ ุฅุดุนุงุฑูŒ ุขุฎุฑ ) ...

ูŠู„ุฒู…ูƒ ูŠุง ุนุตุงู… ุฌูˆุงุฒ ุณูุฑ ุฃุฌู†ุจูŠ ุฅู† ุฃุฑุฏุช ุงู„ุนูˆุฏุฉ ู„ู…ู†ุฒู„ูƒู…*

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* ููŠ ุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงู†

Post: #39
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-24-2007, 10:14 PM
Parent: #37

ูŠุงุณุฑ ..ู‚ุณู…ุง ุนุธู…ุง ูƒู†ุช ุนุงุฑู ูุงุฑูˆู‚ ุญุงูŠุฌูŠ ู‡ู†ุง ุจุฑุงู‡ูˆ ูˆูŠู‚ูˆู„ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ู‚ุงู„ูˆ ุฏู‡ ุจุงู„ุญุฑู ุŒ ุงู„ู…ู‡ู… ุฑุบู… ุงู†ูˆ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ููˆู‚ ุจุชุงุนูƒ ูˆุจุชุงุนูˆ ุฏู‡ ู„ูƒู† ุจุฑุถูˆ ุฃู…ุดูŠ ุดูˆู ู„ูŠูƒ ุจุช ุญู„ุงู„ ู…ู† ุงู„ูˆุตูุชู‡ู† ู„ูŠูƒ ุฏูŠู„ ูˆู‚ุทุน ุดูƒ ุจุชูƒูˆู† ุจุชุฎุงู ุฑุจู‘ู‡ุง ูˆู…ุง ุชุณู…ุน ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ู…ุบุฑุถูŠู† ุฒูŠ ู…ุง ุจูŠุณู…ูŠู‡ู… ู…ู†ุนู… ุณู„ูŠู…ุงู† ุงู„ุฒูŠ ุงู„ุชุญุช ุฏู‡:

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

ูŠุงุฒูˆู„ ุฃู„ูƒุน.

Post: #40
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-25-2007, 07:46 AM
Parent: #1


Post: #41
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-25-2007, 07:49 AM
Parent: #40



ุงู„ุนุฑุณ ุฃุฑุจุนูŠู† ูŠูˆู…..ูˆ ุงู„ุจุงู‚ูŠ ุณูุชุฑุฉ ุญุงู„..!
- ุฃูˆ ูƒู…ุง ู‚ุงู„ุช ุฅุญุฏู‰ ุงู„ุญุจูˆุจุงุช - !

Post: #42
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-25-2007, 08:26 AM
Parent: #41

Quote: ุงู„ุนุฑุณ ุฃุฑุจุนูŠู† ูŠูˆู…..ูˆ ุงู„ุจุงู‚ูŠ ุณูุชุฑุฉ ุญุงู„..!
- ุฃูˆ ูƒู…ุง ู‚ุงู„ุช ุฅุญุฏู‰ ุงู„ุญุจูˆุจุงุช - !


ุฃุนุชุฑุถ

Post: #44
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-25-2007, 09:23 AM
Parent: #42

Quote:
Quote: ุงู„ุนุฑุณ ุฃุฑุจุนูŠู† ูŠูˆู…..ูˆ ุงู„ุจุงู‚ูŠ ุณูุชุฑุฉ ุญุงู„..!
- ุฃูˆ ูƒู…ุง ู‚ุงู„ุช ุฅุญุฏู‰ ุงู„ุญุจูˆุจุงุช - !

ุฃุนุชุฑุถ

ูŠุจุฏูˆ ุฃู† ุตุฏูŠู‚ ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ู‚ุฏ ุชุนุฑุถ ู„ุถุบูˆุท ู„ุง ู‚ุจู„ ู„ู‡ ุจู‡ุง!

Post: #43
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-25-2007, 09:09 AM
Parent: #1

ู…ุง ุจู†ุฎุชู„ู ูŠุง ู…ุฑุชุถู‰...
ุฎู„ูŠู‡ู… 30..!!!

Post: #45
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-25-2007, 09:44 AM
Parent: #43

ุงู„ุญู…ุฏู„ู„ู‡ ุฃู† ุธู‡ุฑ ุญุณูŠู†.
ู„ู… ุฃู†ู… ุจุงู„ุฃู…ุณ ู…ุชูˆุฌุณุง ุฃู†ู‡ ู‚ุฏ ุชู…ุช (ุชุตููŠุชู‡).
ูŠุง ุญุณูŠู† .. ุฃู†ุง ูุฑุญุงู† ุจุณู„ุงู…ุชูƒ.

Post: #46
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-25-2007, 10:36 AM
Parent: #45


A man is driving in his car
on a road




A woman is driving in her car on the same road
but in the opposite direction



When they pass each other
the man opens his window and shouts to the woman
DONKEY

The woman immediately responds
Monkey


Both continue their separate ways
the woman being very satisfied with her quick and smart reaction
And just as she reaches the first curve in the road

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โ€œWomen never really understand what men are trying to say to them"

Post: #47
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-25-2007, 11:26 AM
Parent: #46

Quote: โ€œWomen never really understand what men are trying to say to them"


ูˆู†ุญู† ุจุฑุถูˆ ูŠุง ุญุณูŠู† ู…ุง ุจู†ูู‡ู… ุฃุจุฏุง ู…ุง ูŠุฑุฏู† ู‚ูˆู„ู‡.

ูŠุงุณุฑ .. ุงู„ุนุฑูŠุณ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชู‚ุจ..ูƒูŠููƒ ูŠุง ููŠู…ู†ุณุช.
ุฏูŠ ุจุฑุถู‡ุง ู…ู† ุงูŠู…ูŠู„ ู…ู† (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ):


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

ุฃุตู„ูƒ ู…ุง ุชุณู…ุน ูƒู„ุงู… ุญุณูŠู† ุงู„ููˆู‚ ูˆู„ุง ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุจุชุงุน (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุจุงู„ุฃู†ู‚ู„ูŠุฒูŠ ุฏู‡.
ุฃู„ูƒุน ูŠุง ูŠุงุณุฑ.

Post: #75
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:47 AM
Parent: #46



ูŠุถุฑุจูˆ ุงู„ุถุฑูŠุจ....
- ุฃูˆ ูƒู…ุง ู‚ุงู„ุช ุฐุงุช ุงู„ุญุจูˆุจุฉ -

Post: #48
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-25-2007, 02:06 PM
Parent: #1

ุฃุฎูˆุงู†ูŠ ุงู„ุฃุนุฒุงุก ุงู„ุฑุฌุงู„ !!

ุงู„ู†ุณุงุก ููŠ ุชู‚ุฏูŠุฑูŠ ู‡ู… ุฃุณู„ุญุฉ ุงู„ุฏู…ุงุฑ ุงู„ุดุงู…ู„ Mass DestructiveWeapons ุธู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุงุทู‡ุง!!

ุงู„ู„ู‡ู… ู„ุง ู†ุณุงู„ูƒ ุฑุฏ ุงู„ู‚ุถุงุก ูˆ ู„ูƒู† ุงู„ู„ุทู ููŠู‡ !!

ุฏุงุฆู…ุงู‹ ุฃุฌุฏ ุฅุทุงุฑ ููŠู‡ :

ุฃุฑุจุนุฉ ู„ุง ุฃู…ุงู† ู„ู‡ุง :

1- ุงู„ู…ุงู„ ูˆ ู„ูˆ ูƒุซุฑ

2- ุงู„ุญุงูƒู… ูˆ ู„ูˆ ู‚ุฑุจ

3-ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ูˆ ู„ูˆ ุทุงู„ุช ุนุดุฑุชู‡ุง

4- ....................(ู†ุณูŠุชู‡ุง)

ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ู„ู„ุณู„ุงู…ุฉ ุฎู„ูˆ ุดุนุงุฑูƒู…:




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Post: #49
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-25-2007, 02:45 PM
Parent: #48

Quote: 4- ....................(ู†ุณูŠุชู‡ุง)


ุงู„ุฏู‡ุฑ ูˆุงู† ุตูุง.. (ุชุงู†ูŠ ู…ุงุชู†ุณู‰)

ูŠุง ุธุงู„ู…..

ุฃุญู„ู ู„ูŠูƒ ูŠุง ุนุงุฏู„ ุŒ ุจุณ ุดุงู† ุชุนุฑู ุฌู…ุงู„ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ ูˆุฎุตูˆุตุง ุงู„ุณูˆุฏุงู†ูŠุฉ ุŒ ู„ูˆ ู„ู… ุชูƒู† ู‡ู†ุง ู„ุฒู‡ุฏ ุงู„ุขู„ุงู ุนุถูˆูŠุฉ ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ู…ู†ุจุฑ. ูˆู„ูˆุถุน ุงู„ุบุงู„ุจูŠุฉ ุตูˆุฑู‡ู… ( ุฒูŠ ุญุงู„ุงุชู†ุง ูƒุฏู‡) ูˆุณุญุจ ุจุนุถู‡ู… ุตูˆุฑู‡ ุงู„ุดุฎุตูŠุฉ (ู…ุงููŠ ุฏุงุนูŠ).

ู…ู†ู‘ูƒ ู„ู„ู‡.

Post: #50
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 01-25-2007, 03:39 PM
Parent: #49


Post: #51
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 01-25-2007, 03:43 PM
Parent: #50


Post: #53
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุฃุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ุดุงูŠู‚ูŠ
Date: 01-25-2007, 08:08 PM
Parent: #51

Quote: 26- ู‚ูˆุฏูŠ ุณูŠุงุฑุชูƒ ู„ู…ุณุงูุฉ 2-3 ูƒู…

27- ุฃู†ุฒู„ูŠ ูุฑุงู…ู„ ุงู„ูŠุฏ


ุจูˆุณุช ุฎููŠู ุงู„ุฏู…,





ุฃุญู…ู€ู€ุฏ

Post: #52
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุงู„ุฌู†ุฏุฑูŠุฉ
Date: 01-25-2007, 07:51 PM
Parent: #1

ุณู„ู…ุช ูŠุฏุงูƒ ูŠุง ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ

ูƒู†ุช ู‚ุฏ ุงุนุฏุฏุช ู„ู‡ู… ู…ุง ูŠุฑู‡ุจู‡ู…
ู„ูƒู†ูƒ ูƒููŠุชู†ูŠ
ุงู‡ุง ุจู‚ุนุฏ ูุฑุงุฌุฉ
ู‡ูŠ ุงู„ุบู†ูŠุฉ ุฏูŠูƒ ูƒูŠู ุจุชุงุนุช ุงู„ุฏูˆู†ุง ุงู„ุดู†ูˆ ูƒุฏุง ู…ุง ุจุนุฑููˆ ูˆุงู‚ุนุฏูˆ ูุฑุงุฌุฉ ุŸ!!

Post: #54
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-25-2007, 10:34 PM
Parent: #52

ุฏุนุงุก ุฏุฎูˆู„ ุงู„ู…ู†ุฒู„
(ุงู„ู„ู‡ู… ุซุจุชู†ุง ุนู†ุฏ ุงู„ุณุคุงู„)
ุฌู†ู‰

Post: #61
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:21 AM
Parent: #52

Quote: ุณู„ู…ุช ูŠุฏุงูƒ ูŠุง ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ

ูƒู†ุช ู‚ุฏ ุงุนุฏุฏุช ู„ู‡ู… ู…ุง ูŠุฑู‡ุจู‡ู…
ู„ูƒู†ูƒ ูƒููŠุชู†ูŠ


ุฒุนู… ุงู„ูุฑุฒุฏู‚...

Quote: ู‡ูŠ ุงู„ุบู†ูŠุฉ ุฏูŠูƒ ูƒูŠู ุจุชุงุนุช ุงู„ุฏูˆู†ุง ุงู„ุดู†ูˆ ูƒุฏุง ู…ุง ุจุนุฑููˆ ูˆุงู‚ุนุฏูˆ ูุฑุงุฌุฉ ุŸ!!


ูˆุฑู‘ูˆู†ูŠ ุงู„ุนุฏูˆ ูˆุฃู‚ุนุฏูˆ ูุฑู‘ุงุฌู‡ ..( ุนู„ู‰ ู‚ุฑุงุกุฉ ู‚ูŠู‚ู… ุฃูˆ ููŠ ุฑูˆุงูŠุฉ ุดู†ุงู† )

ูŠุง ุฌู† ุฏุฑูŠู‡ .. ุงู„ุนุฏูˆ ุฐุงุชูˆ ุจู‚ู‰ ู…ุง ุจูŠุดูˆููˆ .. ุจูŠุฑุณู„ ุงู„ูƒุฑูˆุฒ ู…ูŠุณุงูŠู„ ( ุชูˆู…ุงู‡ูˆูƒ) ู…ู† ุงู„ุจุญุฑ ุงู„ ( ู…ุง ู…ู‡ู… ุงู„ู„ูˆู†) ุงู„ู‰ ุงู„ุฎุฑุทูˆู… ุจุญุฑูŠ ูˆุดูˆูˆูˆุช. ูˆูŠุงูƒุงููŠ ุงู„ุจู„ุง ู„ุงู…ู† ุณู…ุน ู„ุงู…ู† ุฏุฑู‰ ูˆุงู„ุญูู„ู‡ ุชูƒูˆู† ุงู†ุชู‡ุช.
ู‚ุงู„ ูˆุฑู‘ูˆู†ูŠ ุงู„ุนุฏูˆ ู‚ุงู„

Post: #55
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-26-2007, 00:52 AM
Parent: #1

ุฃูู„ุงู… ุงู„ุฎูŠุงู„ ุงู„ุนู„ู…ูŠ:-


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ุฃูู„ุงู… ุงู„ุฏุฑุงู…ุง ูˆ ุงู„ูˆุงู‚ุน :-

Post: #56
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:17 AM
Parent: #55






Post: #57
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:18 AM
Parent: #56


Post: #58
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:19 AM
Parent: #57


Post: #59
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:20 AM
Parent: #58


Post: #60
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:21 AM
Parent: #59


Post: #62
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:21 AM
Parent: #60


Post: #63
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:22 AM
Parent: #62


Post: #64
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:23 AM
Parent: #63


Post: #65
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:26 AM
Parent: #64


Post: #66
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:27 AM
Parent: #65


Post: #67
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:28 AM
Parent: #66


Post: #68
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:29 AM
Parent: #67


Post: #69
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:29 AM
Parent: #68


Post: #70
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: sudania2000
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:32 AM
Parent: #69


Post: #72
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:37 AM
Parent: #69

(ุงู„ุฃู„ุจูˆู…) ุงู„ู„ูŠ ููˆู‚ ุฏู‡ ูŠุง ุญุณูŠู† ุจูŠุฐูƒุฑู†ูŠ ุจูŠุช ุฃุจูˆุชู…ุงู… ( ุงู„ุณูŠู ุฃุตุฏู‚ ุงู†ุจุงุกุง ู…ู† ุงู„ูƒุชุจ)

Post: #71
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:32 AM
Parent: #64

Quote: HER HEART IS SO TENDER


ุนุงุฏู„ ุณู…ูŠุฑ..

ุงุญุฐุฑ ุงู„ุชุงูˆูŠู„ ุงู„ุฎุงุทุฆ ู„ู„ู…ุนู†ู‰ .. ุฃุฎุชู†ุง ุฏูŠ ู…ุง ู‚ุงุตุฏู‡ (ุงู„ู…ู†ุงู‚ุตู‡)

Post: #73
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Kostawi
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:42 AM
Parent: #71


Post: #77
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Outcast
Date: 01-26-2007, 02:13 AM
Parent: #73

Please add these to the list


1. Menace
2. Menial
3. Mental Retardation


Short Jokes about Men

?How are husbands like lawn mowers


They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

How does a man show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

How many men does it take to tile a bathroom?
Two. If you slice them very thinly.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.


What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.


What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?
A power failure.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.


What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.



What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.


What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.


What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.


Why did God create man before woman?
He didn't want any advice.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.


Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.


Why do little boys whine?

Because they are practicing to be men.


Why is it good that there are female astronauts?

When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends

Post: #82
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 12:20 PM
Parent: #77

ูŠุง ุขูˆุช..
ููŠ ู†ุงุณ ู…ุบุฑุถูŠู† ุจูŠู‚ูˆู„ูˆุง ููŠ ุฑุณุงุฆู„ู‡ ุจุงู„ุฃู†ุชุฑู†ุช ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ู‚ุฏูŠู… ุงู„ู…ุบุฑุถ ุฃุฏู†ุงู‡:

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

ุนุงู„ู… ู…ุบุฑุถู‡

Post: #76
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Yassir Tayfour
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:51 AM
Parent: #71

Dear Mohamed A. Hamid
look at this smile

That's what I'm talking about
a true big smile







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A woman would never have this smile, unless she's laughing (at) her man

Post: #81
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 12:11 PM
Parent: #76

Quote: That's what I'm talking about
a true big smile


(ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุถุฑุจ ู„ูŠ ุชู„ููˆู† ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุตุงุญุจูƒ ูŠุงุณุฑ ุฏู‡ ุฏุงูŠุฑ ูŠุจู‚ (ู…ูŽุถุญูŽูƒูŽู‡.
ู…ุง ุชุณู…ุน ูƒู„ุงู…ูˆ ..ุฃู„ูƒุน ูŠุง ูŠุงุณุฑ.

Post: #74
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-26-2007, 01:44 AM
Parent: #1

ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰

ุตุฏูŠู‚ูƒู… (ุนุฏูˆ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ)
ู‚ุทุน ููŠุงููŠ ุงู„ู…ู†ุงุจุฑ ูˆ ูˆู‡ุงุฏ ุงู„ุงุณููŠุฑ ูˆ ุงุชุงูƒู… ุจู‡ุฐู‡!

Quote: ุจู„ุฏูŠู†ุง ... ุญู„ูุงูˆูŠ ... ู…ุฑุชูˆ ุนูŠุงุงุงู†ู‡ ... ูˆุงู„ู…ุณุชุดูู‰ ููŠ ู…ู†ุทู‚ุฉ ุจุนูŠุฏู‡ ู…ู†ู‡ู† ุฌุฏุงู‹
.... ุฅุชูู‚ ู…ุน ุฃุจูˆู‡ุง ูˆุฃุฎูˆู‡ุง ูˆูˆู„ุฏ ุนู…ู‘ู‡ุง
ุฅู†ู‡ู… ูŠุดูŠู„ูˆู‡ุง ููŠ ุฃูŠ ุญุงุฌุฉ ูˆูŠู…ุดูˆุง ุงู„ู…ุณุชุดูู‰ ุฏูŠ ... ุฅู† ุดุงุก ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูƒุฏู‘ุงุฑูŠ ... ุฃู‡ุง ุจุนุฏ ู…ุง ู‚ุทุนูˆุง
ุฃูƒุชุฑ ู…ู† ู†ุต ุงู„ู…ุณุงูุฉ ... ุงู„ู…ุฑุฉ ุฅุชูˆูุช ููŠ ุงู„ุทุฑูŠู‚ ... ูˆู‡ู… ุชุนุจุงู†ูŠู† ู…ู† ุงู„ู…ุดูŠ ู„ุฏุฑุฌุฉ ... ู‚ุงู„ูˆุง
ุทูŠุจ ูˆุงุญุฏ ููŠู†ุง ูŠุฑุฌุน ูŠูƒู„ู… ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ููŠ ุงู„ุจู„ุฏ ูˆูŠุฌูŠุจ ู…ุนุงู‡ูˆ ุฌู…ุงุนุฉ ูŠุดูŠู„ูˆู‡ุง ู…ุนุงู†ุง ุนุดุงู† ู†ุฑุฌุนู‡ุง
ู„ู„ุฏูู† ... ุฃุจูˆู‡ุง ุตู†ู‚ุฑ ู‚ุนุฏ ุฌู†ุจู‡ุง .... ูˆุฃุฎูˆู‡ุง ุนู…ู„ ู†ุงูŠู… .... ูˆูˆู„ุฏ ุนู…ู‡ุง ุณูƒุช ุณุงุงุงุงุงูŠ
.... ุฑุงุฌู„ู‡ุง ุฒุญุง ู…ู†ู‡ู… ุจุนูŠูŠูŠูŠุฏ ... ู‚ุงู…ูˆุง ุงู„ุชู„ุงุชุฉ ู‚ุงู„ูˆุง ุฃุญู‚ู‘ ูˆุงุญุฏ ูŠุฑุฌุน ู‡ูˆ ุฑุงุฌู„ู‡ุง
ู‚ุงู…ูˆุง ู…ุดูˆุง ุนู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ุนุดุงู† ูŠูƒู„ู…ูˆู‡ูˆ ูˆูŠู‚ู†ุนูˆู‡ ุจุงู„ุฑุฌูˆุน ... ู„ู…ุง ู‚ุฑุจูˆุง ู…ู†ูˆ ... ุฅุชู„ูุช ุนู„ูŠู‡ู…
ูˆู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠู‡ู… .. ู…ุด ุงู„ูุชูŠุณุฉ ุจุชุงุนูƒู… ุฏุง ..ุŸ ุฃู†ุง ุชู„ู‚ุชูˆ!

Post: #78
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-26-2007, 10:45 AM
Parent: #74

Quote: ุฃูู„ุงู… ุงู„ุฏุฑุงู…ุง ูˆ ุงู„ูˆุงู‚ุน :-


ูˆ ุดู‡ุฏ ุดุงู‡ุฏ ...

Post: #79
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-26-2007, 10:46 AM
Parent: #78

ุฃุฏู„ุฉ ุชูƒูˆุณ ู„ูŠู‡ุง ูˆ ุฃุฏู„ุฉ ุชูƒูˆุณ ู„ูŠูƒ!!

Post: #86
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-27-2007, 12:32 PM
Parent: #78

ุญูƒู…ุฉ ุงู„ูŠูˆู…:-


Post: #87
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-27-2007, 12:44 PM
Parent: #86


Post: #83
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-26-2007, 11:18 PM
Parent: #74

Quote: ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰

ุตุฏูŠู‚ูƒู… (ุนุฏูˆ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ)


ุณุนุฏุงู„ุฏูŠู† ุนุจุฏุงู„ุฑุญู…ู†..

ูƒูŠููƒ ูŠุง ุจูŽุฑูŽูƒูŽู‡..
ุชุนุฑู ูŠุง ุณุนุฏ (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุฏู‡ ุฑุบู… ุทูˆู„ ู„ุณุงู†ูˆ ุงู„ุง ุงู†ูˆ ู„ุง ุนุฏุงุก ู„ู‡ ู…ุน ุฃูŠ ูƒุงุฆู† .
ุจุงู„ู…ู†ุงุณุจุฉ ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ ุฏู‡ ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุนุจุงุฑุฉ (ุนุฏูˆ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ) ุฏูŠ ุงุฎุชู„ู‚ุชู‡ุง ุจุนุถ ุงู„ู†ุณูˆุฉ ู„ุฃุณุชุฎุฏุงู…ู‡ุง ู„ู„ุฃุจุชุฒุงุฒ .
ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ ุฏู‡ ูŠูˆู… ุจุฌูŠุจ ู„ูŠ ุฑูˆุญูˆ ูƒูŽููˆูŽู‡.

Post: #80
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Tabaldina
Date: 01-26-2007, 11:28 AM
Parent: #1

..
.
Haha..hahay............ this is a good one
from a friend



Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in
and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the
mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the
little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It
had always been there.
" The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a
pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and
in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which
had the hood up and asked,

"Is

there a 710 on this car ?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."


Mallasi & others's

Now go down to the attached photo to know what a 710 is



































_____________________________

This doesn't mean all women are stupid when it comes to cars....But
there's always some exceptions

Post: #84
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Yassir Tayfour
Date: 01-26-2007, 11:42 PM
Parent: #80


ูŠุง ู…ู„ุงุณูŠ
ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ู„ูˆ ุฅุชู…ุนู†ุช ุงู„ุตูˆุฑุฉ ุงู„ุชุญุช ุฏูŠ ุฌูŠุฏุงู‹ุŒ
ู…ุง ูƒุงู† ุฅุณุชู‡ุฏุช ุจูŠู‡ุง ููŠ ุญู…ู„ุฉ ุงู„ุฑุฏุน

____
ู…ุง ุนุงุฑู ู„ูŠู‡ ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ุฐูƒุฑุชู†ูŠ ุจู…ู‚ูˆู„ุฉ: "ุถู„ ุฑุงุฌู„ ูˆู„ุง ุถู„ ุญูŠุทุฉ"

______
still feminist


ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰
ู…ุดุชุงู‚ูŠู† ูŠุง ููŠู…ู†ุณุช ูŠุง ุทุงุจูˆุฑ ุฎุงู…ุณ

Post: #88
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-27-2007, 01:52 PM
Parent: #84

Quote: ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ู„ูˆ ุฅุชู…ุนู†ุช ุงู„ุตูˆุฑุฉ ุงู„ุชุญุช ุฏูŠ ุฌูŠุฏุงู‹ุŒ
ู…ุง ูƒุงู† ุฅุณุชู‡ุฏุช ุจูŠู‡ุง ููŠ ุญู…ู„ุฉ ุงู„ุฑุฏุน


ูŠุงุณุฑ ... ุฃุดู‡ุฏ ู„ูƒ ุจู‚ูˆุฉ ุงู„ู…ู„ุงุญุธุฉ ูˆู†ูุงุฐ ุงู„ุจุตุฑ ูˆุงู„ุจุตูŠุฑุฉ. 3 ุจุฏุงุฆู„ ู„ูƒูŠ ุชุณู†ุฏ ุฑุฃุณู‡ุง ุนู„ูŠู‡ู†.
(ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุงู„ุฎุจูŠุซ ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุดุงูŠู ูŠุงุณุฑ ุฏู‡ ู‚ูˆุฉ ู…ู„ุงุญุธุชูˆ ุชููˆู‚ ุงู„ MRI ูˆุฃูŠ ุณูƒุงู†ุฑ ู„ุฐู„ูƒ ู…ุง ุฒุงู„ ูŠุณุชู…ุฑุฆ ุงู„ solo flying.
ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ ุฏู‡ ูŠูˆู… ุจู„ู‚ุง ุฑูˆุญูˆ ููŠ ูƒูŠุณ ู†ุงูŠู„ูˆู†.

Post: #85
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: esam gabralla
Date: 01-27-2007, 00:08 AM
Parent: #1

salam to all
feminists and non-feminists and anti-feminists

specially to Eljandarya
she is the best woman-feminist I have ever seen

Iam very maznoog (by the way what is maznoog in english???)if there is any similar word

SMS:
Mohamed Elmurtada
stop pushing the young boy Yasir into the trap
let him enjoy his illusions, you did too, didn't you?

here are some wisdoms, you can call them jokes

Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means,
"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!
---------------------------------------------

Post: #89
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Outcast
Date: 01-27-2007, 07:05 PM
Parent: #85

ุงู„ุงุฎ ู…ุฑุชุถูŠ :

Quote: Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


ู…ุง ูู‰ ู…ุดูƒู„ุฉ ,, ุจุณ ุฃู†ุง ุจู‚ุชุฑุญ ู†ุนูƒุณ ุฅุฌุงุจุงุช ู†ู…ุฑุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏ ูˆ ู†ู…ุฑุฉ ุซู„ุงุซุฉ

Post: #90
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-27-2007, 11:10 PM
Parent: #89

Quote: ู…ุง ูู‰ ู…ุดูƒู„ุฉ ,, ุจุณ ุฃู†ุง ุจู‚ุชุฑุญ ู†ุนูƒุณ ุฅุฌุงุจุงุช ู†ู…ุฑุฉ ูˆุงุญุฏ ูˆ ู†ู…ุฑุฉ ุซู„ุงุซุฉ


ุงู†ุง ู…ุนุงูƒ ููŠ ุฃูŠ ุงู‚ุชุฑุงุญ ูŠุง (ุขูˆุช) ู„ุฃู†ูˆ (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุงู„ุจูŠุฑุณู„ ู„ูŠ ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุฏู‡ ู„ุง ุฃุนุชุฏ ุจุขุฑุงุฆู‡ ูƒู…ุง ุฃู†ูŠ ู„ุง ุฃุฌุงุฏู„ ุงู„ุญุฑุงุฆุฑ ุฎุดูŠุฉ ุฒุนู„ู† ุฃู…ุง (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ู‡ุฐุง ู„ุง ูŠุฌุงุฏู„ู‡ู† ุจุฏุนูˆู‰:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

ูƒู…ุง ุฌุงุก ููŠ ุงู‚ุชุจุงุณุงุชู‡ ู…ู† ุงู„ุฃู†ุชุฑู†ุช.
ุบุงูŠุชูˆ (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุฏู‡ ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠู‡ุฏูŠู‡ูˆุŒ ู…ุง ุนุงุฑููˆ ุดุงูŠู„ุง ู…ุนุงู‡ู† ุชู‚ูŠู„ู‡ ูƒุฏู‡ ู„ูŠู‡ุŸ
ุงู„ู„ู‡ ูŠู‡ุฏูŠู‡ูˆ.
ู‚ูˆู„ูŠ ุขู…ูŠู†.

Post: #91
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-28-2007, 00:03 AM
Parent: #89

Quote: The husband asks his wife, "Why don't we try different positions tonight?"
The wife replies, "That's a good idea ... you stand by the kitchen sink and do the dishes and I'll lay on the sofa and fart."

Post: #92
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-28-2007, 00:40 AM
Parent: #91

~~~~~

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

~~~~~

Did you ever notice that when you fall in love, you sink into his arms?
But after the wedding your arms are in his sink?


~~~~~

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

~~~~~

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

~~~~~

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

~~~~~

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.

~~~~~

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

~~~~~

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

~~~~~

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

~~~~~

Post: #93
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-28-2007, 00:47 AM
Parent: #92



It "may be" safe to laugh but not any safer to comment

Post: #96
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:00 AM
Parent: #92

Quote: Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


ูŠุง ุฌู†ู‘ูŠ..
(ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠ ุนุงุฏูŠ ุงู†ูˆ ุงู„ุฑุงุฌู„ ูŠู…ูˆุช ู‚ุจู„ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃู‡ ูˆุณุฃู„ู†ูŠ: ู‡ุณู‘ู‡ ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ุจูŠู‚ูˆู„ูˆุง ุงุฑู…ู„ุŸ
ุฎู„ู‘ูŠ ุฏุง ู‡ุณู‘ู‡ ู„ู…ุง ูŠุถุฑุจ ุณูŽูƒู‹ู„ูŠ ููŠ ุงู„ุญูู„ู‘ู‡ ู…ุด ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ุทูˆุงู„ูŠ ุจูŠุณุฃู„ูˆ : ุงู„ู…ุงุช ู…ู†ูˆุŸ
ุบุงูŠุชูˆ (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ุฏู‡ ..

Post: #95
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:22 AM
Parent: #91

~~~~~

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

~~~~~

Did you ever notice that when you fall in love, you sink into his arms?
But after the wedding your arms are in his sink?


~~~~~

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

~~~~~

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

~~~~~

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

~~~~~

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage.

~~~~~

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.

~~~~~

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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Post: #94
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:10 AM
Parent: #1

ุงู„ุฌู…ุงุนุฉ ุฑุงู‚ุฏูŠู† ููˆู‚ ุฑุฃูŠ

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ู†ุนู…ู„ ุญุณุงุจู†ุง ุดูˆูŠุฉ ูˆ ู†ุชุฑุงุฌุน ุนู† ู‡ุฐุง ุงู„ุฎุท ุงู„ุฐูŠ ู‚ุฏ ูŠุคุฏูŠ
ุงู„ู‰ ุฏุฎูˆู„ ุงู„ุบุงุจุฉ ูˆ ุงู„ู†ูŠูุงุดุงุช__

ู†ูƒุชุฉ ุฎุงุฑุฌ ุงู„ู…ูˆุถูˆุน:


ุทุจูŠุจ ุจุฑูˆูุณูˆุฑ ูˆุงู‚ู ูŠุดุฑุญ ุงูˆู„ ุฏุฑุณ ุชุดุฑูŠุญ ู„ุทู„ุจุฉ ุณู†ู‡ ุงูˆู„ู‰ ุทุจุŒ
ูˆูƒุงู† ุจูŠุดุฑุญ ุนู† ุงู„ุฃุณุงุณูŠุงุชุŒ ูู‚ุงู„ : ู„ุงุฒู… ุนุดุงู† ุชุนู…ู„ูˆุง ุชุดุฑูŠุญ
ุชูƒูˆู†ูˆุง ู‚ุงุฏุฑูŠู† ุนู„ู‰ ุนู…ู„ ุญุงุฌุชูŠู†ุŒ ุงู„ุญุงุฌุฉ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ู‰ ู…ุง ูŠูƒูˆู† ุนู†ุฏูƒู…
ุฃู‰ ู†ูˆุน ู…ู† ุงู„ุฎูˆูุŒ ูˆู‚ุงู… ุจุณุฑุนุฉ ุฏุฎู„ ุงุตุจุนู‡ ูู‰ ู†ุฎุฑุฉ ุงู„ุฌุซุฉ ุงู„ุนู„ู‰
ุงู„ุณุฑูŠุฑ ู‚ุฏุงู…ู‡ ูˆุจุนุฏูŠู† ู‚ุงู… ู„ุญุณ ุตุจุงุนู‡ุŒ ูˆุทู„ุจ ู…ู† ูƒู„ ูˆุงุญุฏ ูŠุนู…ู„
ุฒู‰ ู…ุง ุนู…ู„ ูู‰ ุงู„ุฌุซุฉ ุงู„ู‚ุฏุงู…ู‡ุŒ ุจุนุฏ ุดูˆูŠุฉุŒ ู‚ุงู… ูƒู„ ุงู„ุทู„ุจุฉ ุนู…ู„ูˆุง
ุฒู‰ ู…ุง ุนู…ู„. ูู‚ุงู„ ู„ูŠู‡ู…: ูˆุงู„ุญุงุฌุฉ ุงู„ุชุงู†ูŠุฉ ู„ุงุฒู… ูŠูƒูˆู† ุนู†ุฏูƒู… ู‚ูˆุฉ
ู…ู„ุงุญุธุฉ ูˆุชุฑูƒูŠุฒุŒ ูŠุนู†ูŠ ุงู†ุง ุฏุฎู„ุช ุตุจุงุนู‰ ุงู„ูˆุณุทุงู†ู‰ ูู‰ ุงู„ู†ุฎุฑุฉุŒ ู„ูƒู†
ู„ุญุณุช ุงู„ุตุจุงุน ุงู„ุฌู†ุจู‡

Post: #97
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:10 AM
Parent: #94

Quote: ุงู„ุฌู…ุงุนุฉ ุฑุงู‚ุฏูŠู† ููˆู‚ ุฑุฃูŠ


ุฏุงูŠุฑ ุชุฎูˆู‘ูู (ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ) ูŠุง ุณุนุฏ ุŸ ูˆุงู„ู„ู‡ ุญุณุจ ู…ุนุฑูุชูŠ ู„ูŠู‡ูˆ ู…ุง ุจุฎุงู ุงู„ุง ู…ู† ุงู„ู„ู‡.

Post: #98
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: bent-elassied
Date: 01-28-2007, 12:27 PM
Parent: #97



Down

?Why woman is probelm

if you do not like her forget her

if you have sadness love story with woman this is private issue, nevertheless, never mean that women are bad.

Post: #99
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 01-28-2007, 12:40 PM
Parent: #98


Post: #101
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: jini
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:26 PM
Parent: #99



ุฃุณุฏุง ุนู„ู‰ ูˆูู‰ ุงู„ุญุฑูˆุจ ู†ุนุงู…ุฉ*** ูุชุฎุงุก ุชู†ูุฑ ู…ู† ุตููŠุฑ ุงู„ุตุงูุฑ!
ุฌู†ู‰

Post: #104
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ุงู„ุฃู…ูŠู† ู„ุนูˆุชุฉ
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:43 PM
Parent: #94





Engineering Symbol of Marrage

Post: #100
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:24 PM
Parent: #1


Post: #102
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:28 PM
Parent: #1


Post: #103
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 01:39 PM
Parent: #1








Post: #105
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-28-2007, 08:34 PM
Parent: #1



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Post: #106
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 09:30 PM
Parent: #1



ูƒุฏูŠุณ ุฅุฑู‡ุงุจูŠ ุนู†ุฏูˆ ุฑุฃูŠ ููŠ ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ !!

Post: #107
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-28-2007, 09:45 PM
Parent: #106



ูƒุฏูŠุณุฉ ุนู†ุฏู‡ุง ุฑุฏ ...ู„ู„ูƒุฏูŠุณ ุงู„ูุงุช..!!!

Post: #108
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-28-2007, 09:53 PM
Parent: #1

ูˆ ุงุดุชุนู„ุช ุญุฑุจ ุงู„ุนุตุงุจุงุช ุงู„ุฌู†ุฏุฑูŠุฉ
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ุงู„ู„ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู„ุฉ!

Post: #109
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-28-2007, 10:02 PM
Parent: #108

Quote: ูˆ ุงุดุชุนู„ุช ุญุฑุจ ุงู„ุนุตุงุจุงุช ุงู„ุฌู†ุฏุฑูŠุฉ
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ุงู„ู„ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู„ุฉ
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ูŠุง ุณุนุฏ..
ููŠ ุนุฏู… ุชูƒุงูุค ูˆุงุถุญ ููŠ ูƒุซุงูุฉ ุงู„ู†ูŠุฑุงู†.

Post: #110
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Parent: #109

Quote: ููŠ ุนุฏู… ุชูƒุงูุค ูˆุงุถุญ ููŠ ูƒุซุงูุฉ ุงู„ู†ูŠุฑุงู†.


ูŠู…ูƒู† ุดุบุงู„ูŠู† ุจู†ุธุฑูŠุฉ ู…ุง ู‚ู„ ูˆ ุฏู„ !!

Post: #111
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 10:25 PM
Parent: #1



"ูุชุด ุนู† ุงู„ู…ุฑุฃุฉ" !!

Post: #112
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 10:53 PM
Parent: #1




ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง ุญู„ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู„ ุฒู…ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู† ุฌุฏูˆุฏู†ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง !!!

Post: #114
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Abdelrahman Elegeil
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:04 PM
Parent: #112

Quote: ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง ุญู„ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู„ ุฒู…ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู† ุฌุฏูˆุฏู†ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง !!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWGA8i6scYY&mode=related&search=#

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post: #115
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:20 PM
Parent: #114

Quote: ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง ุญู„ูŠู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู„ ุฒู…ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู† ุฌุฏูˆุฏู†ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ู€ุงุงุงุง !!!


ุฌุฏู†ุง ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ุŸ

Post: #116
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:28 PM
Parent: #112



ู‡ูˆ ุจุงู„ู„ู‡ ุฌุฏูƒ ุงู„ุฃูˆู„ ...ู‡ูˆ ุงู„ุตุฏู… ุญูู…ูŽุงุฑ ู…ู„ุงุณูŠุŸุŸ!!!

Post: #117
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:40 PM
Parent: #116



ุดู‡ุฏ ุดุงู‡ุฏ ู…ู† ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡..!!!

Post: #118
Title: ู„ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ูˆ ู…ู† ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡ุง !!
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-28-2007, 11:45 PM
Parent: #117

ุนุฏู„ ุฎูˆู ุงู„ูุชู†ุฉ !!

Post: #119
Title: Re: ู„ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ูˆ ู…ู† ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡ุง !!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-29-2007, 03:23 PM
Parent: #118

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

ู…ุง ุจูŠุบูŠุธู†ูŠ ุงู„ุง ุงู„ูƒู„ุงู… ุงู„ุฒูŠ ุฏู‡ ุงู„ู„ูŠ ุจูŠุฑุณู„ูˆ ู„ูŠ ุตุฏูŠู‚ูŠ .

Post: #120
Title: Re: ู„ู…ู…ูƒูˆู†ุฉ ูˆ ู…ู† ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡ุง !!
Author: mamkouna
Date: 01-29-2007, 06:43 PM
Parent: #118

Quote: ุนุฏู„ ุฎูˆู ุงู„ูุชู†ุฉ !!





ุชุงู†ูŠ ุชุฌูŠุŸุŸ!!!!

Post: #121
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡ !
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 01-29-2007, 09:20 PM
Parent: #120


Post: #122
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: saadeldin abdelrahman
Date: 01-29-2007, 09:45 PM
Parent: #1

Quote: ูŠุง ุณุนุฏ..
ููŠ ุนุฏู… ุชูƒุงูุค ูˆุงุถุญ ููŠ ูƒุซุงูุฉ ุงู„ู†ูŠุฑุงู†.


ู…ูˆู„ุงู†ุง

ุทู„ุนุฉ ู…ุง ุจุชุชู‚ุงุจู„ ุฒูŠ ู„ู‡ูŠุจ ุงู„ู†ุงุฑ
ุชุญุฑู‚ ุงู„ุจุชู‡ุงุจู„ ูˆ ุงู„ุจุนูŠุฏ ุจูŠ (ู†ุงุฑ)

ุงู‡ุง ุดูุช ุดุบู„ ุงู„ุจุนูŠุฏ ูˆ ุงู„ู‚ู†ุงุตุฉ ุฏูŠู„
ุงุฎูŠุฑ ู…ู†ูˆ ูƒุซุงูุฉ ุงู„ู†ูŠุฑุงู†
ุงู‚ู„ูˆ ุชู‚ุฏุฑ ุชุงุฎุฏ ุณุงุชุฑ
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ุดูƒุฑุง ุนู…ู†ุง ุนุงุฏู„ ุนู„ู‰ ุงู„ุณุญุจ

Post: #123
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ู…ุญู…ุฏ ุงู„ู…ุฑุชุถู‰ ุญุงู…ุฏ
Date: 01-30-2007, 10:11 AM
Parent: #122

Quote: ุทู„ุนุฉ ู…ุง ุจุชุชู‚ุงุจู„ ุฒูŠ ู„ู‡ูŠุจ ุงู„ู†ุงุฑ
ุชุญุฑู‚ ุงู„ุจุชู‡ุงุจู„ ูˆ ุงู„ุจุนูŠุฏ ุจูŠ (ู†ุงุฑ)

ุงู‡ุง ุดูุช ุดุบู„ ุงู„ุจุนูŠุฏ ูˆ ุงู„ู‚ู†ุงุตุฉ ุฏูŠู„
ุงุฎูŠุฑ ู…ู†ูˆ ูƒุซุงูุฉ ุงู„ู†ูŠุฑุงู†
ุงู‚ู„ูˆ ุชู‚ุฏุฑ ุชุงุฎุฏ ุณุงุชุฑ


ู‚ูˆู„ ูŠุง ุณุงุชุฑ.

Post: #124
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: ููŠุตู„ ู†ูˆุจูŠ
Date: 02-12-2007, 09:16 AM
Parent: #123

ุนู‚ู„ ุงู„ุงู†ุซูŠ...






Post: #125
Title: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 02-12-2007, 09:30 AM
Parent: #124

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it " Women"

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Women permanently?"

6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY !!

Post: #126
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 02-12-2007, 11:12 AM
Parent: #125


Post: #127
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: Adel Sameer Tawfiq
Date: 02-13-2007, 11:12 AM
Parent: #126


Post: #128
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: doma
Date: 02-13-2007, 03:07 PM
Parent: #127

There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

"The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.

The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."

The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I.Q."

The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider. "

The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

"Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"

But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.

So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done!"

And he became a woman.


Post: #129
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: Hussein Mallasi
Date: 02-13-2007, 03:27 PM
Parent: #128

ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ู…ุจุงู„ุบุงุชูƒ ุฏูŠ ุฃุตู„ูƒ ู…ุง ุจุชุฎู„ูŠู‡ุง ูŠุง ุฏูˆู…ุฉ!
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Post: #130
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: ุฅูŠู…ุงู† ุตุงู„ุญ
Date: 02-13-2007, 03:35 PM
Parent: #129


ุงู†ุช ู„ูŠ ู‡ุณู‡ ููŠ ู…ู‚ุงุจุถุงุชูƒ ุฏูŠุŸ

Post: #131
Title: Re: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
Author: doma
Date: 02-14-2007, 07:52 AM
Parent: #130

Quote: ุบุงูŠุชูˆ ู…ุจุงู„ุบุงุชูƒ ุฏูŠ ุฃุตู„ูƒ ู…ุง ุจุชุฎู„ูŠู‡ุง ูŠุง ุฏูˆู…ุฉ!

ู„ูˆูˆูˆูˆูˆูˆู„ ุนุงุฏ ุงุฎู„ูŠู‡ุง ูƒูŠูู† ูƒุงู† ูุงูŠุชู‡ ุงู„ู†ุงุณ ู…ุณุงูู‡ Quadruple I.Q

Post: #132
Title: Re: ู„ุฌู†ูŠ ูˆ ู…ู† ู‡ู… ุนู„ู‰ ุดุงูƒู„ุชู‡!
Author: Ahmed Mohammed Osman
Date: 02-14-2007, 11:13 AM
Parent: #1

Dear (IT) Technical Support:


I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.


Applications such as Boys Night out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


Joe




Reply from Technical Support

Dear Joe,


This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\I APOLOGIES program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key., It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGIES a number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding, To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.





Regards,



Technical support