cute quotes

> Siign in a bar:
> "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in
> advance."
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> Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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> A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all
> the trouble
> you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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> Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a
time!
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> When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave
> up.............reading.
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> My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need
> glasses...
> He drinks straight out of the bottle.
>
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> I always leave an empty milk carton in the
> refrigerator just in case someone
> wants Black Coffee.
>
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> Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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> Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you
> sleep alone.
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> The surest sign that intelligent life exists
elsewhere
> in the universe
> is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
>
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> Seen on a bulletin board:
> Success is relative. More the success, more the
> relatives.
>
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> Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
> We need your ######### to run our business.
>
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> A traffic slogan:
> Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
> or else they will never be.
>
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> Sign in a restaurant:
> All drinking water in this establishment has been
> personally passed by the manager.
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> Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana
> free, Pakde gaye to khana free.
>




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