الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهورية!

South Sudan Applies for Name Change

Quote: JUBA – The UN has officially confirmed that it has received a name change request from the freshly governing government of the Republic of South Sudan. [/qoute]

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Post: #3 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Kostawi Date: 08-12-2012, 00:52 AM Parent: #2 South Sudanese President Salva Kiir Mayardit has long expressed regret over what he views as the “hasty decision” regarding the country’s name. “We were so focused on following the principles of national self-determination, negotiating a peaceful separation, working for economic stability and protecting human rights that we forgot to come up with a good name.” The secretary general of the East African Community, Dr. Richard Sezibera, attempted to reassure the South Sudanese government last week during a visit to the South Sudanese Capital, Juba. Sezibera applauded Republic of South Sudan for its great achievements over the past year, but President Kiir was largely unmoved, grumbling, “Yes, yes, but peaceful relations, a strong economy, a robust democratic system; these are all things you can fix later. But with a name you’ve got one shot. And we blew it. President Kiir later added, “And whose wise idea was it to throw ‘Republic of’ on the front? That’s real original, boys.” President Kiir has since caused a national scandal by publicly revealing the – strictly confidential – other names that were considered, among which were Nile Republic, Cush, Sudan 2.0, Land-o-lakes, and Death Star III. He has also freely voiced his opinion on many of them. “Nile Republic? That sounds nice. But Egypt already calls itself the Nile Republic, and after their revolution, we respect that title. Cush? I like the snappiness, but what do we call ourselves? Cushians?” Vice President Riek Machar fully supports the president’s views. “In retrospect, it’s clear to me that the primary goal in the secession process was separating from Sudan. But ‘Republic of South Sudan’ is just one word different from ‘Republic of Sudan’, which is exactly the name of the country we were trying to separate from. This is ironic.” “Also”, added Vice President Riek “‘Sudan’ is just a corruption of the Arabic word as-sooda, which means ‘blacks’.” Whereas Kiir’s laments centered on the aesthetic, Riek worries more about the political ramifications of the name. “Historically, when a smaller chunk of a state separates from the main part, interesting developments stop taking place in the smaller chunk. Consider West Virginia breaking off from Virginia. Do you ever hear about West Virginia?” The UN has welcomed the name change request with surprising grace. According to Deputy UN Secretary General Asha-Rose Mtengeti Migiro, “It’s actually not that big of a deal. We charge them $27,910 for the application and then all we have to do is change that little name plate you see on the table in front of the diplomat. That’s it. Sure, me and Bang-ki will probably call on them with the wrong name for the first few days, but that’s it. But the move to change the name is not without inherent risks. “Historically,” explains Migiro, “when a nation expresses a desire to change its name, that can be a sign of other changes as well. For example, Sudan – excuse me, South Sudan – has started talking about moving their capital from Juba to Ramciel. And now they want to bring Swahili into the schools. Hakuna matata?” Migrio’s analysis certainly has historic precedent. When the 13 Colonies of America changed their name to “The United States of America”, they entered a state of being united. When Persia changed its name to Iran, it experienced a severe crash in its rug industry alongside a boom in its signature radioactive product (Iranium). And every time Burma changes to Myanmar changes to Burma, no one feels like anything in the country is becoming more stable or predictable. The extent to which the name will change remains uncertain. Several experts are betting on an African-sounding palindromic gambit (“Nadus Htuos fo Cilbuper”), while others foresee a more minimalist approach that emphasizes the separation from Sudan (“Republic of South”). Either way, If the UN receives all necessary documents on schedule, the name change could become official before the end of the decade http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-...ies-for-name-change/

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Post: #5 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: رشا سالم Date: 08-12-2012, 01:02 AM Parent: #3 وتاني يغيروا العملة والجوازات وكل الاوراق الرسمية بتاعت الافراد والدولة؟ دي شغلانية مكلفة وما في ليها اي داعي هسه

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Post: #4 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Salah Idris Date: 08-12-2012, 01:00 AM Parent: #1 بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم كستاوي رمضان كريم وتحياتي ليهم حق يغيروا لانوا اي حاجة عندها علاقة بالسودان بقي فيها كلام .

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Post: #6 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Albino Akoon Ibrahim Akoon Date: 08-12-2012, 01:54 AM Parent: #4 خطوة موفقة!! ويمكن تتتغيير كل شئ لفك الارتباط طالما يفتكروا انهم الاصل والجنوب التابع لا حتي الفرع.

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Post: #7 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Elawad Date: 08-12-2012, 02:02 AM Parent: #4 سلام يا كوستاوي طبعا عارف إنه الموقع الجبت منه الخبر دا ما جادي.

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Post: #8 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Kostawi Date: 08-12-2012, 04:59 AM Parent: #7 Quote: طبعا عارف إنه الموقع الجبت منه الخبر دا ما جادي العوض أتمنى ذلك شكرا

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Post: #9 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Kostawi Date: 08-12-2012, 05:17 AM Parent: #8 Quote: other names that were considered, among which were Nile Republic, Cush, Sudan 2.0, Land-o-lakes, and Death Star III. Post: #10 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Kostawi Date: 08-12-2012, 05:23 AM Parent: #9 Quote: Land O'Lakes is a member-owned agricultural cooperative based in Arden Hills, Minnesota, focusing on the dairy industry. The co-op states that it has about 3200 producer-members, 1000 member-cooperatives, and about 9000 employees who process and distribute products for about 300,000 agricultural producers; handling 12 billion pounds of milk annually.[1] It is ranked second on the National Cooperative Bank Co-op 100 list of mutuals and cooperatives.[2] The co-op is one of the largest producers of butter and cheese in the United States. Post: #11 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: Kostawi Date: 08-12-2012, 05:58 PM Parent: #10 up Post: #12 Title: Re: الأمم المتحدة: وصلنا طلب من جمهورية جنوب السودان بتغيير إسم الجمهو Author: dardiri satti Date: 08-13-2012, 00:16 AM Quote: “Also”, added Vice President Riek “‘Sudan’ is just a corruption of the Arabic word as-sooda, which means ‘blacks’.” !! Correct A racist name meant to insult us. the name they gave our land Bilad assudan, just like that, they also called us Abyssinians, "people with dirty brown colour!!! just imagine!! fifteen years following independence, we could not get rid of that ugly racist name!! They also gave one of our honourable tribes a name ..... the which means " armpit odour " Sudani A hateful racist name When are we going to change it?? regards

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