Post: #1
Title: The Meaning of Husband................Just for a laugh
Author: willeim andrea
Date: 02-19-2011, 02:24 PM
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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he
is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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"Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck,
and whichever way she turns, he goes."
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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : No Charge, Hell to hell is Free.
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Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one
every day.
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
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And the best one ......................................
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you, so he can have his rest and peace.
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Post: #2
Title: Re: The Meaning of Husband................Just for a laugh
Author: willeim andrea
Date: 02-19-2011, 10:13 PM
Parent: #1
:)
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Post: #3
Title: Re: The Meaning of Husband................Just for a laugh
Author: willeim andrea
Date: 02-20-2011, 01:55 PM
Parent: #2
معقوله بس .... يعني فووووق المية نفر .... يدخلو يتاوقه للشمار والتفسير ... يعجبهم .... او لا .... خاصتا ضارب في اتجاهين ......
ما قالوا ولا هببه لي....
والواحد بعد ما يشاور نفسه .... اقول ... اعلق
يتذكر الغنيه ديك ما بقدر اقول ما بقد اصرح....
ينتهي بكسره ... :)
ويقوموا كده .... يكبوا الزوغه .....
قالوا .... الخواف ربي.... والباقي ... يمكن تعرفوا تتمو بعد الرجفه :)
قال شنو..... انا راس العائله .... وهي الرقبه قزاز
محل ما تدور..... ندور
:)
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Post: #4
Title: Re: The Meaning of Husband................Just for a laugh
Author: Mohammed Awad
Date: 02-20-2011, 02:06 PM
Parent: #3
Quote: A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : No Charge, Hell to hell is Free. |
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