Post: #1
Title: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: jini
Date: 06-10-2005, 04:33 AM
1. Regular naps prevent old age ... especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried that but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
8. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
12. Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner.
13. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
14. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
15. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between each new address books.
16. Saving is the best thing; especially when your parents have done it for you.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, & Tell-a-woman.
أنا غايتوا ما بصرح !
وزارة الداخلية تقوم بتشميط البورد صباحا ومساءا
جني
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Post: #2
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: أحمد الشايقي
Date: 06-10-2005, 10:27 AM
Parent: #1
| Quote: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person |
مبدع يا جني
تحياتي
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Post: #3
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: Tumadir
Date: 06-10-2005, 10:34 AM
Parent: #2
| Quote: 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. |
دى ما براها العجبتنى .....
بتاعة mother tongue اخطر منها لكن بس قلت كفاية لحدى هنا الناس اخوان
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Post: #4
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: luai
Date: 06-10-2005, 04:15 PM
Parent: #1
| Quote: What are the three fastest ways of communication? Telephone, Television, & Tell-a-woman |
تعرف ياجني
اذا ضغطت بزر الماوس الايمن على جهاز الكمبيوتر من سطح المكتب
واخترت خصائص
واخترت الجهاز
ثم اختر ادارة الاجهزة
ثم اخترت خيار منافذ ( LPT & COM)
ضع الخيار
Tell-a-woman
مبروك المنفذ الجديد ................
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Post: #5
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: merfi
Date: 06-10-2005, 04:23 PM
Parent: #1
loooooool@أنا غايتوا ما بصرح !
وزارة الداخلية تقوم بتشميط البورد صباحا ومساءا
جني
Bardu Ahssan min al-defaa Al-shabi
Gir gir gir
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Post: #6
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: ناصر جامع
Date: 06-10-2005, 05:50 PM
Parent: #5
ya merfi
this is copy righted for Osama biya3 sudan.net
gir gir gir
do u remember ALT
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Post: #7
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: Muna Khugali
Date: 06-11-2005, 01:24 AM
Parent: #6
I did Jini!
Muna Khugali
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Post: #8
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: مريم بنت الحسين
Date: 06-11-2005, 03:20 AM
Parent: #1
| Quote: My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me |
I will sue you for this
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Post: #9
Title: Re: البعجبك من ديل أكتمو في حنانك!
Author: أحمد الشايقي
Date: 06-11-2005, 03:54 AM
Parent: #1
| Quote: I will sue you for this |
بنت الحسين,
I will defend him, for free
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