Never argue with a lady

Never argue with a woman

A couple went on vacation to a fishing area at Sharm Alsheik coastal resort . The husband liked to fish at the crack of the dawn , the wife liked to read .

one morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap , although she wasn't familiar with the lake , the wife decided to take the boat , she rowed for a considerable distance , anchored the boat and returned to reading her book .

along came the marine security officer in his boat , he pulled up alongside her and said , good morning Ma'am tell me , what are doing here ?

reading my book , she replied then said in un hearable voice .. isn't it obvious enough that i'm reading !!

you are in a restricted fishing area , he informed her . but officer , I'm not fishing , can't you see ?

yes , but you have all necessary equipments , Iwill have to take you to the station and write you up,

if you do that then , I will have to charge you with RAPE , snapped the irate lady ,but , I haven't even touched you , groused the officer .

yes , that's true , she replied , but you do have all necessary TOOLS .

message conveyed :- Don't argue with a lady who knows how to deeply think , it's likely she can also trouble you .


Faisal Taha