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One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources
Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in
heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Pete himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once
had a Human Resources Manager make it here and we're not really sure what
to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. "Well, I'd
like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have
a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose where you would
like to spend an eternity." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
an elevator and it went down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and
standing in front of her were all her friends-fellow executives that she
had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and waving to
her. They played a leisurely round of golf and that night they went to
the country club, where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster
dinner. She also met the Devil, who turned out to be a fairly decent
bloke, and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having
such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody
shook her hand and waved good-bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up and the doors opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St. Peter waiting. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he
said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and her 24
hours were up and St. Peter came and got her. "So, you've spent a day in
hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your
eternity." The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never
thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I
think I had a better time in Hell! So St. Peter escorted her to the
elevator and again she went down to Hell. When the doors of the elevator
opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in
garbage and filth. She saw her friends who were dressed in rags and were
picking up the garbage "I don't understand," stammered the woman,
"yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and
we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable.

"The Devil smiled at her and said, "Yesterday we were recruiting you,
today you're staff..."