قبل ما اخت الاغنية لازم اقول انى I hate Ikea That Said ....الاغنية ظريفة جدا
Lyrics to Ikea :
Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats And some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's not a mall And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
So rent a car or take the bus Lay your cash down and put your trust In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size Billy the bookcase says hello And so does a table whose name is Ingo And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
Ikea: plywood, brushed steel Ikea: meatballs, tasty Ikea: Allen wrenches All of them for free All of them for me
I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks I just bought a table for 60 bucks And a chair and a lamp And a shelf and some candles for you I was a doubter just like you Till I saw the American dream come true In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men Everyone has a home But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
INGO, the table, pine
Post: #2 Title: Re: لمحبين ايكيا Ikea ....اغنية Author: سناء عبد السيد Date: 03-01-2013, 00:54 AM Parent: #1
Quote: I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks I just bought a table for 60 bucks And a chair and a lamp And a shelf and some candles for you I was a doubter just like you Till I saw the American dream come true
hhhhhhhhhh the song is so funny .. but still ikea sucks .. I don't like their furniture
Post: #3 Title: Re: لمحبين ايكيا Ikea ....اغنية Author: مريم بنت الحسين Date: 03-01-2013, 10:47 AM Parent: #2
دي حسادة امريكان ساي عشان ما حقتهم.. حسي كان امريكية كان طلعوها السماء.... حقّارين...
والله احسن محل أثاث وعدة في البلد.... انقذنا من محلات بيض كتيرة جدا.... ومنتجاتهم راقية وquality عالية واسعار روعة!
Post: #4 Title: Re: لمحبين ايكيا Ikea ....اغنية Author: احمد التجانى احمد Date: 03-01-2013, 12:08 PM Parent: #3
سلامات يا سناء.... you are right ....but still ikea sucks عفشهم بدينى شعور بانى رجل عزابى فى الخمسينات من العمر not that there is anything wrong with that
مريوم حبيبة ألبى.....
Quote: دي حسادة امريكان ساي عشان ما حقتهم.. حسي كان امريكية كان طلعوها السماء.... حقّارين... والله احسن محل أثاث وعدة في البلد.... انقذنا من محلات بيض كتيرة جدا.... ومنتجاتهم راقية وquality عالية واسعار روعة!
الكواليتى فعلا كويسة جدا . و الاسعر معقولة.... بل رخيصة جدا. لكن عفش ايكيا بسيط جدا(و صغير جدا) بالنسبة الامركان. و ذى ما قالوا فى الاغنيىة الرجال المطلقين وطلبة الجامعات هم اللى بيشتروا عفش من ايكيا. ممكن برضو الناس تشترى عفش غرف الاطفال...عندهم حجات ملونة ظريفة. مع انك لما تمشي المحل بتلاقى امة لا اله الا الله (و امة سيدنا المسيح برضو) كلها هناك....لكن اغلبهم ذى ما قلتا بيشتروا فى عفش لاولادهم الماشين الجامعات.
احمد التجانى..... سلامات يا بشمهندس.... يا ناس السعودية, بختهم ناس ايكيا بيكم
