Post: #1
Title: !! Wonderfully described
Author: د.Ù…Øمد بابكر
Date: 03-12-2012, 12:04 PM
Parent: #0
Quote: Wonderfully described
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life
YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature
BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your Hand before elections
and your Confidence later
DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills by pills,
and kills you
by his bills!
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Post: #2
Title: Re: !! Wonderfully described
Author: Asim Fageary
Date: 03-12-2012, 12:21 PM
Great
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Sudan:
is a resort for some people and a jail for others
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Post: #3
Title: Re: !! Wonderfully described
Author: طه داوود
Date: 03-12-2012, 12:57 PM
Parent: #2
Well done, Dr. Mohamed.
Quote: DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!
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Nowadays, Doctors do not kill ills by pills, rather, they kill patients by wrong pills as well as big bills
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