مناقرة بالصح بين رجل وزوجته

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you


هسة دي محبة ولا كراهية

حمد يا فنان
وهذه من البريد الكتروني

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.

As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.



Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

Q: Why do women live longer than men
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!






Man: Is there any way for long life
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Nice post, but for your information, roles are altered. Man doesn’t pay for shopping anymore; the wife does which explains why she gets devil at house.
I like this part “WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far” hopefully, I’ll not use it one day!!

Thanks again for the nice post.

عاطف يا هندسة

كيفك والاسرة انشاء الله كلو على ما يرام

ونشكرك على المساهمة الاقتصادية

بيني وبينك هن غايتو اللطيفات الحفيفات فيهن بطولن العمر لكن اقتصاد مافي

والله جيوبنا ديل انقدن عديل

ياخي ديل نسوان ولا نشالات

ارسلوا ليك رسالة في الموبايل فيها نص البقالة


تحياتي لك مجددا وللابن الشريف محمد الأمين وربنا يحفظو

الاخت نون

عساك بألف خير

Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far”


ليه دي بس العاجباك

متوكلة بينا على التيجاني الماحي ولا شنو؟

وبعدين صحيح انتو بتعملوا ال شوبينق لكن منو البدفع؟

شكرا على مرورك

Quote: hopefully, I’ll not use it one day

نتمنى والله يا دكتورة ..
لكن بعد معلومتك القلتيها دي ، مافي ضمان!! ..

الاخ صلاح عبد الله

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

عامل شنبك الكبير دا

تعرف الدكتورة بتحاول تكتم ما تخفيه عنا نحن معشر الرجال

وبتقول انه الادوار اتغيرت وناسية أنو الـ

custodianship is still remains the absolute property of men


شكرا

سلامات وكوم أشواق حمد
تقبل تحيات وسلام شريفنا محمد الأمين .... أصلو عاااارف ( مصالحو ) وين


سلامات نون

A man hunts a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.


Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,

but will give them a clue and let them guess.


The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they


begged their dad for a clue.

The dad said, "Well, it's what mommy calls me sometimes."


The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it!
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Quote: It's adonkey

عارف يا حمد لو كتبت الكلمة الأصلية كما أتت في الإيميل البوست دا بيلحق أمات طه

ياهندسة

عارف يا حمد لو كتبت الكلمة الأصلية كما أتت في الإيميل البوست دا بيلحق أمات طه

اكتبها ساي ما بالانجليزي ما فيها حاجة

وأوع يكون دا لحمة بتاعة دجاج الشواية أو اي نوع تاني من اللحوم المجمدة في أكياس دي

ممتع...

بس اظنو من نوع اللا بريدك ولا بحمل بلاك

الاخ محمد مصطفى مجذوب

متعك الله بالصحة والعافية

بس اظنو من نوع اللا بريدك ولا بحمل بلاك

طبعا المناقرة دي بذكروني الازواج لما يحصلوا عمر 60 سنة وما فوق تكون في بقايا رقشة فيهم

بالليل بعد ما الرجل ايجي البيت أي واحد يجر ليهو سرير في طرف الحوش وتبدأ المناقرة

فعلتك وتركتك


ونهايتها تكون كورة لبن وعروق محبة الخ.....

الاخ حمد
كتر خيرك ويديك العافية

ممممممممممممممممم

مالك كاشف البير وغطاها

بعد الستين ... لا فيها عرق ولا فيها مرق

الفرفره لسان ساي
وربك يعظم الاجر

يا محمد مجذوب

أو يكون كلامي عن الستينات دا هبشك

ياخي سوري لكن ولا يهمك كلنا قربنا ليها

وامسك المناقرة دي


Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.


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Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.

****** ****

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

****** ****
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problem can there be greater than this one?"