باركوا لي البوست التاني بي الإنجليزي ..ماشي كويس في درب الاستنارة وما تضغطوا علي في الفهم

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.




Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.




John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.




Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

wellcome to the istinara club

hallarious

mysterious

and

.......

handab yu

batil any istihbal ya oooomar

Hey maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan :
No speak double touch..

r u banana Isam?

Omer AlFarouq
Good selection
Waiting for the Third Post

SEER WA AYN AALAH TARAAK

Abo Johaina:
Shut up Babay !!!
and
be Global math

damn
what the hell is this ?
omer
congratulation
wa wish you degree in
mofa3lalat tariq alameen abo sal3a


_
nobi almohaid bi alinjlizi

sorry mokarar

loooooool

bahooooooot accha
to mara demag bahooot bara
rosta green

then

how

u

chat

with

chix

in

masseneger

if

u
dont

english

Please edit the entries from the north to the right

ypu can do this by shift + ctrl

To use a friend

http://translate.google.com/translate_t?hl=ar#

Sheiria, daughter of the dog

CONGRATULATION

YOUR COPY AND PASTE SKILLS GROWING FAST


H H H H YAKA

ZATOOOO

Nooobi againist boy:
Look here!!!!!
I never Ever Think about it!!!!
if it is like that tali3ini al'7ala
otherwise let me talk with your family
please call 999

Goater Father:
i don't know if goter means ghanmaya in arbik but you think R is silent so so write it goata no goater..
heeeeeeeeeeeeey bahranmoosh kankooosh fatoooosh
take care

oooooooh my dear

Khaleel :
is the K in your name like knife???
is it Haleel?
about messenger i just send for her red heart with flowers no need to talk
one day when i was young no one doubt but may be it was !!!!!
ooooooooooh #### maaaaaaaaaaaaan it is baaaad baaad story
No No No realy i can't
pls pls pls dont press me to continue

happy mohammed:
pls try it in your PC first if it is work then tell me how
:)
r you play with me ???
i think you r a mug??
isn't it???
:)

Quote: about messenger i just send for her red heart with flowers no need to talk

omer

no
no

u

send

a

kiss

also

inta

shaytan

Omer AlFarouq

POST HELOOO MAARA

Borner(Waleed):
r u Signal2?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey you
i'm miss Farouq train
keeeep in touch and a3mal 7isaaabk


The Same Same Person(alzool zato):

Quote: CONGRATULATION YOUR COPY AND PASTE SKILLS GROWING FAST

ya ya ya i got you realy it is very breakfast meal

KHALEEL:

Quote: send a kiss

I installed Islamic Messenger in my PC version 4.9
just ia have picture for alka3ba almusharfa and nasheed ya taybaaa

هووو أيااام ضــظظظ؟

Fasting Son :
بليييييييز دونت رايت إن أرابيك أوكي ؟؟؟؟
هييير ويي ار رايتنق إن إنقليش أووونلي..
إت إز دروب ليك ؟
يعني وقع ليك ؟

God bless you all

I truly see this post as the most funniest one ever


عمر الفاروق

you are still the leader of the creativity in this forum

congratulation
well done

Dear Omar

This post is very interesting, no doubt about that. But it would have been better post it to the English forum in order to enrich that forum which needs more members to participate

Dear Omar

I really like the post, it is different and nice.

I will come back with more participation .


Thank you

Sincerely belheel

Eltayeb wal Grayman

MABROOOOOOOOOOOK
MABROOOOOOOOOOOK

YA

ALMABROOOOOOOOOK

YA

MAKTOOOOOOOOOOL FI HOOOOOOOOSH ALUMDAAAAAAAAAAH
YA
ALMABIAK BIT AKHO ABOOOOOOOK

SNNNNNA
YA
TITTI
ALHASEL BE
SBABU INTI

Dear Omar
really it's nice post
I like it

Thanks for that

One Day Izzaldeen:

Quote: I truly

OK..OK..OK realy i'm very very happy to know the meaning of sentence in english without helping from other..
here i think you mean that car we put on it HINNA and MAHLABIA and other things we use in ALGIRTIG !!! isn't it ??
but how you are a truly??? you are human rights " di Azzin ma3naha Ink Insaaaaaan "

Quote: you are still the leader of the creativity

are you mean that i'm a CD Room???
Thanks a lot one day Izzaldeen and take this wisdom as a gift:
Go Well..
Go Shell..

:)

Khalid Salve:
don't tanabizzni yaaaa'7
:)

Omer the separator
My greetings.
As a general adjective , please, don't talk silently, do your account!
English is not missing you, what is in it is sufficient for it, revise this arrival
أليست الإنجليزية لغة سخيفة؟ (Isn't English A silly Language )
وحتى يقع ليك الكلام الترجمة على الشريط
عمر الفاروق
تحياتي
بصفةعامة، رجاء، ما تتكلم ساكت، اعمل حسابك،
الانقليزي ما ناقصك، الفيه مكفيه، راجع هذه الوصلة:
أليست الإنجليزية لغة سخيفة؟ (Isn't English A silly Language )

أرجو أن تراجع الوصلة حقيقة ففيها مادة ظريفة لم يتداخل فيها معي غير اثنين فقط.

morsi bin almo3alim alzanati
inatasr in english

Quote: inatasr in english

intasr ya mens

Kind Mercy (altyeeb Rahma):
Thank you Toyota work station Lux ..
i hope Every Jarkana In makana..
pls tell me when you come back to this post so i can wait for you to afroosh laik alwata flowers (ياخ دي صعبة بي النجليزي)

مكرر

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