Post: #1
Title: Woman Dictionary
Author: nile1
Date: 05-28-2003, 08:37 AM
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I am sorry = You will be sorry
We need = I want
It is your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron
You are so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
how much do you love me? = I did something today you are going to hate
I will be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you are dead
YOU CAN ADD MORE
منتــــدي النيــــــل
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Post: #2
Title: Re: Woman Dictionary
Author: sudania2000
Date: 05-28-2003, 09:48 AM
Parent: #1
I DO AGREE,
WA SHAHEID SHAHID MEN UHLEHOM.....
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