smart T-shirts & stickers

- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything the man says after that is the start of a new argument -
- you have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway -
- I am not short, I am concentrated -
- I am not lost, I am exploring -
- organized people are just too lazy to look for things -
- it's never too late to have a happy childhood -

- I keep hitting the "escape" button, but I am still here -
- despite the look on my face, you are still talking -
- to save time let us just assume I am always right -
- the bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat -
- apparently, common sense isn't that common -
- proud to be an american- american -
- I do whatever the voices in my wife's head tell me to do -
- I think your girlfriend is cheating on us -
- I think, Therefore, we have nothing in common -
- TV produces illiteracy -
- well behaved women rarely make history -
- Driver carries no cash, he's married -
- never knock on death's door, ring the bell and run, he hates that -
- all grown up and still fascinated by nipples -
- if only closed minds came with closed mouths -
- this vehicle name is DIARRHEA, because it's a piece of #### and runs -
- there are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who aren't -
- if I got smart with you, how would you know -