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How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?
One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need $ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $wea t and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $ oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NO t doing NOticeably well as yet .
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNO mists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager

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منتهى الحذاقة ..
لدينا مدير ،بجانب عمله مديرا لقسمنا، يقال ان لديه استثمارات في مزارع ومطاعم. هذا الرجل يستحيل ان يستجيب لطلب مستخدم مهما بلغت ضآلته.. واذا لم يستدعيك في أمر، كأن دخلت عليه من تلقاء نفسك فان اول ما تسعمه منه NO كبيرة .. واظن ان هذه الموظفة تعمل لدى شركتنا.. لان NO بهذا الفونت العريض لا يمكن ان يلفظها الا مديرنا .

During an interview, the mananger asks the new secertary
How much you expect your salary to be
she answres : 250 Dollars per week
He says : With pleasure
She says : ummmmmmmm with pleasure... it will be 400 Dollars per week

الاخ هيثم شكرا للمرور
ده مدير فقري عديل

الاخ نعيم
شكرا على المرور
والله مديركم المظبوط على اذاعة NO ده الله يديكم خيرو .

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thanx alot

الاخوين فضل / سوباجو

شكري لكم على المرور والتعليق .