Post: #1
Title: THIS IS A GOOD ONE !!!!!!! معاينـــــــــــــــــة
Author: KOSTA
Date: 06-03-2002, 02:11 PM
An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow..
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panter on TV..
Last was the Indian, : "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow"
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Post: #2
Title: حـلــوة
Author: filan
Date: 06-03-2002, 02:51 PM
Parent: #1
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Post: #3
Title: Re: THIS IS A GOOD ONE !!!!!!! معاينـــــــــــــــــة
Author: SalahDirar
Date: 06-03-2002, 05:00 PM
Parent: #1
Hello dear Kosta,
Thanx for this funny joke. Please take this and enjoy.
A 95-year-old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how
he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride
who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a
story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But
one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his
umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear
appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear
and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot
that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
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Post: #4
Title: معاينة
Author: KOSTA
Date: 06-04-2002, 09:57 PM
Parent: #1
فلان
شكرآ على المداخلة
الهنود عالم قائم بذاته و يحتاج الى ملايين السنيين لفك طلاسمه
و فعلهم باللغة الانجليزية شئ فظيع
هو يارجل ارهاب لغوى عدييييل
LINGUISTIC TERRORISM
صلاح ضرار
بالغت و الله فيها ياود ضرار
رهيبة شديد و الله
و مليون لووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووووول
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