Mother Day (...+ some JOKES)

JOKES

Mom evolution:
Parenthood changes with each baby.
Your clothes:
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your GYN confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes.

Preparing for the birth:
1st baby: You practice breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.

The baby clothes:
1st baby: You pre-wash your new-born clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

At home:
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of every day watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

And God bless all our Mothers.

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