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Check with your wife
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If your dog is barking at the back door of the house and your wife Shouting at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in
A man asked his wife, " Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said," Somewhere I have never been! He told her, "How about the kitchen
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted father and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so Deeply? A child? A parent? The mourner took a moment to collect himself then replied " My wife's first husband
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