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> Siign in a bar: > "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in > advance." > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all > the trouble > you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time! > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave > up.............reading. > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need > glasses... > He drinks straight out of the bottle. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > I always leave an empty milk carton in the > refrigerator just in case someone > wants Black Coffee. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > Getting caught is the mother of Invention. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you > sleep alone. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere > in the universe > is the fact that it has never tried to contact us. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Seen on a bulletin board: > Success is relative. More the success, more the > relatives. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: > We need your ######### to run our business. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > A traffic slogan: > Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough > or else they will never be. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > > Sign in a restaurant: > All drinking water in this establishment has been > personally passed by the manager. > -------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- > > Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana > free, Pakde gaye to khana free. >
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