George the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street.
“Take my money,” said George, “but do me a favor: “Shoot a bullet through my hat otherwise my wife won’t believe I was robbed.”
The robber obliged. He threw George's hat into the air and put a bullet through it.
“Let’s make it look as if I ran into a gang of robbers,” said George, “otherwise my wife will call me a coward! Please shoot a number of holes through my coat.” So the robber shot a number of holes through the carpenter’s coat. “And now…” continued George.
“Sorry,” interrupted the robber. “No more holes. I’m out of bullets.”
“That’s all I wanted to know!” said George. “Now hand me back my money and some more for the hat and coat that you’ve ruined or I’ll beat you black and blue". ####s
The robber threw down the money and ran away. $$$mmmm
Moral It's never too late to use our brains to get out of a difficult situation ... mmm
09-16-2012, 07:21 AM
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