يا ود الباوقه الصهاينة ديل صحي اولاد كلــــب

Quote: This is what the headline of this Arabic article says. What I found weird is that it heavily quotes an article entitled “The Goals of the American Adminstration in the Middle East” written by some military analyst called Joseph Alsob in the French newspaper called Lomond (did I spell it right?). Joseph says that there is a secret agreement between the Darfur rebels, American intelligence and the Israeli Mossad. According to him, there’s a plan to invade Sudan under the pretext of what’s happening in Darfur which he says will be the excuse this time instead of WMDs. He says after the invasion takes place, the United States will bring down the Khartoum government and replace it with a friendlier one. Following that, the US is supposed to start sucking oil and stealing uranium but wait there’s more. The US will also divert some of the Nile’s water to Israel using high capacity pipes! Joseph then goes to conclude that Sudan’s invasion will be the first step towards colonizing Egypt and here’s the best part. The pretext of invading Egypt will be liberating the oppressed Coptic Christians! I’m telling you people this article is amazing. You see this is exactly why Israel gave back the whole of gigantic Sinai to Egypt. ;)

Quote: Joseph says that there is a secret agreement between the Darfur rebels, American intelligence and the Israeli Mossad