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 Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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By all means marry.. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher
Socrates
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ده طبعاً صديقى الذى احبه واحب كتابته الحاج (سقراط) , والمقولة أشهر من نار على علم
((فى كل ألاحوال تزوج , لو حصلت على زوجة رائعة ستكون انسان سعيد .. ولو حصلت على زوجة سيئة ستكون فيلسوف))
وطبعاً صديقى الحاج واحد من اكبر فلاسفة الدنيا .
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine
Anonymous
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نشر رجل اعلان يقول فيه اُريد زوجة .. فى اليوم التالى استقبل مئات الخطابات وكلها مكتوب فيها (يُمكنك اخذ زوجتى) .
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse then she told me to take off her skirt then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore
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ليلة البارحة عندما حضرت زوجتى للمنزل , طلبت منى ان اقلع لها بلوزتها , ثم طلبت منى بعد ذلك ان اقلع لها الاسكيرت .. وبعدها أخبرتنى ان لا ارتدى ملابسها مرة آخرى .
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
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بعض الناس يتحدثون بدهشة عن سر زواجنا الذى استمر لمدة طويلة ! , حسناً نحن لدينا الوقت للذهاب الى مطعم مرتين فى الاسبوع , هو مطعم لطيف حيث تجد فيه شموع صغيرة وعشاء وموسيقى حالمة ورقص ايضاً .. زوجتى تذهب لهذا المطعم بمفردها أيام الثلاثاء , وانا اذهب بمفردى ايام الجمعة .
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married"
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الزوج
- حبيبتى , انا عزمتا صديق على العشاء فى البيت .
الزوجة
- شنو ؟ .. انتا مجنون ؟ , كيف يعنى تعزم زول والبيت ما نطيف والصحون كلها ما مغسولة وانا اساساً ما مشيت السوق عشان اشترى حاجات وما عندى حيل عشان اعمل أكل .
الزوج
- انا عارف ده كله حبيبتى .
الزوجة
- طيب عزمتا صحبك لشنو ؟ .
الزوج
- عشان هو المسكين بيفكر انو يتزوج .
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: shaheen shaheen)
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حلوة خالص وديل كيف:
Why Am I Married?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one man said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong woman.'
A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: ياسر التجاني)
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وتاني كمان:
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
Then there was a man who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
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Re: قالوا عن الزواج .. شوية نكات بالانجليزى . (Re: عبد اللطيف عبد الحفيظ حمد)
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Salam Shaheen
It is wonderful post... and this is my share but without translation
Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring
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shaheen shaheen
مريم بنت الحسين
عبد اللطيف عبد الحفيظ حمد
Abdlaziz Eisa
osama fadlalla
فيس بوك
تويتر
انستقرام
يوتيوب
بنتيريست